barrio stock market report for 10052012

Barrio stock market report for 10052012.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Hello raza I am urbano yosabatodo con today’s award winning barrio stock market report, but first we want all the children in the hood que we are going to try our very hardest to save BIG BIRD..my god how in the world can we make up so much loot by cutting this type of educational service.

 

Oh well now for that report

:ONCE again here is urbano, como estan todos mi big spenders? While other stock exchanges and dealers are free to trade con those listed stocks, in practice, brokerage firms route most of their orders to that other exchange. But for best execution at the best price here en el barrio, our barrio stock market has been rated number one by some big ass spenders here in the hood.

 

As the data throughout this section shows, the barrio stock market  continually provides the best prices, the most liquidity, the lowest trading costs, the lowest volatility and excellent transaction speed and certainty in our hood, how about yours?

 

 

 

Los taquitos:

 

La familia Gonzales owners of las tortillas del hood announced a  jointly  efforts to strengthen making of taquitos and will improve its research analysts and initial public offerings. These initiatives are in support of a new joint regulatory initiative among the still existing taco stands and those that make taquitos at home. El barrio Exchange Commission has  address these critical areas before. Los taquitos were down this week at $1.10 each and coffee is extra.

 

Los tamales:

 

This week it was announced by our own barrio tamale broker manuel Gonzales que we will be seeing some major changes inside el tamale world. With the decrease of corn leaves and a mild summer their should really be no major concerning concerning this matter. Los tamales ended the week at $5.00 a dozen a bit lower than a few weeks ago.

 

Las empanadas:

 

El barrio community gardens will hold its annual barrio meeting at our community center this weekend to discuss this winters cropies and how much our their products will be used this coming xmas and new years. Its easy to say que they the makers of las empanadas are willing to use our product but  are they willing to pay the price. Las empandas  are more filling than before which was a great victory for los barrio consumers. Las empanadas ended the week at all high $.75 cents each.

 

La barbacoa de cabazea:

 

Well since the creation of several llama farms and the increase of feral hogs, many barrio farmers had dropped their concerns con esa mad hog and cow diseases muchos de los barrio members have really cut down on eating barbacoa de cabazea.  La barbaco ended the week at an all time high of $6.50 a lbs.

 

Las tortillas:

 

Wow man have you seen the price of this circular produce. My god tortillas have gone up so high on price que many are wondering if the modern chicana is going back to the old days of making their own tortillas at home. Las tortillas ended the week at all time high of $1.35 a dozen. Pesse hejola.

 

Cheap beer:

 

Well since football season is back and los cowboys have been winning some games muchos store owners tell us que they are selling beer likes its going out of style. Cheap beer ended the week at $2.95 a six pack.

 

 

Well raza their you have it for today, I am urbano yosabatodo. Have a great tejano day.

hejola report for 10022012

Hejola report for 10022012.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, TX. Hello again David Duran here Bill Diaz is on vacation. Now for our award winning barrio headline news:

Vato wins Popeye’s contest.

Barrio bingo winner detained after winning all seven bingo games in one night.

And finally, inside barrio hunting lease found illegal.

Yesterday la commadre Josefina Zamora Lopez was arrested for illegal hunting lease inside the hood. Now here is what she was doing, that was illegal. She has about 10 city lots inside the barrio that attracts chingos de white wing doves and other legal hunting birds such as turkeys, lots of quails, and some rare pheasants. Now the way they were bagging them was she wouldn’t allow hunter with real guns so she handout large butterfly nets. The paided hunters would lay out somewhere in her back lots and would use their giant nets to catch them birds. Later the hunters would tag them and la commadre would kill them and dress them birds clean for a small fee. Charges will be filed by the barrio department of wild animals in the hood.

El vato Juan Perez was declared the winner of this year’s Popeye’s contest. This is the third time we have held this contest says the contest organizer. It’s just fair to say que people con big eyes should be given some kind of award.  Please note that this contest is only for looks not if they can see well than others. El vato Perez was given a free eye test and dinner for two or three depending on how you look at it.

It seemed odd that a person can win one bingo game during the night, but to win all seven games in one night brought a red flag to the local bingo house authorities last night. Benny Nava, age 58, was taken in for questioning after it was reported to el constable and bingo officials from across the tracks que he had won all seven bingo games in one night: 100 dollar regular bingo, 300 dollar small frame bingo, 100 dollars regular bingo, 700 dollar black out bingo, 300 dollar four corner bingo, 400 letter L bingo, and finally, the 700 dollar letter X bingo. El constable told us que chinga its king of rare que someone has that kind of luck.

Ok raza have a great Tejano day.

Hejola report for 10012012

Cchwnn.

Kingsville. Tx. First of all I am bill Diaz an back from assignment, I want to wish Daniel Lopez a happy 61^th birthday. Keep it up dude, if you can. Now for our a award winning barrio headline news.

 

Increase of Canadian weed storms the barrio.

Barrio dude admits stealing women shoes.

And finally, y la commadre gives birth to a twenty pound girl.

La family canals  Gomez  were real excited yesterday afternoon when la commadre Pat Henderson Gomez gave birth to their baby girl Julie H. Gomez who weighed in at 20 lbs.  The folks at the st.paul’s medical center couldn’t believe it.  Oh yea says el medico Garza que esta girl is a big one.  La family Canals Gomez are looking for donation to help pay for this birth.

In other news el senor juan villa was arrested again for stealing women’s shoes. This is the fifth time we bust this guy in the last two years for stealing shoes. Mr. Villa is a volunteer worker at some schools and has access to lots of girl’s lockers. Besides that Mr. Villa was caught last year con chingos de women shoes, he had said he found, but really stole from several garage sales. His court date sometime 2033, and for now no bond issued for him, for his own safety.

And finally el constable cadena made the bust of the year when he pulled over a winter Texan for speeding. Once the constable was allowed check the vehicle, he found over 30 pounds of Canadian weed. Someone asked the constable how did he know it was Canadian weed, he remarked que he has seen a picture of it on some doper magazine. The two winter Texans George and Martha g. Robinson were taken to jail across the tracks. Charges are pending due to make sure it was Canadian weed. The constable tells us que he needs some time to make sure its from Canada.

 

Well folks there you have it for today and have a great tejano day.

hejola report for 09262012

Hejola report for 09262012.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Hello again mi raza and now for our award winning barrio headline news:

Constable shoots sex doll by mistakes.

El compadre hopalong morales arrested.

And finally, barrio man tries to steal boat.

Sometimes things are not just right, that was the case of esta vato trying to steal a small sail boat that was locked up behind el constable office. Esta vato thought that no one had seen him pull away with the trailer and the boat half on it. About three blocks down the road the boat made its way  off the trailer and onto the side walk. As esta vato loco tried to put the boat back on the trailer, the constable on patrol the area, decided to lead him a hand. Once the constable got closer to the boat he noticed que it was his boat. He arrested the vato and took him in. when the constable came back for the boat it was gone. Chinga. El constable is asking for your help in locating that sail boat. If you have any idea who took or where the boat is, the constable promises to give you a ride on it.

 

It seems que el compadre Morales felt que he needed to take his horse, silver, for a late nigh ride. The only problem was that he was intoxicated and was naked. As he rode his horse around the hood, some barrio residents  felt que he wasn’t no lady Godiva on that horse so many took it on their own to call the constable.  As the constable toured the hood looking for that male version of lady godiva, he came across him at the corner of third and wells street. After several hours of being chase through the hood, he finally gave himself up and asked permission to go to the bathroom. The constable arrested him and his horse. Charges are pending.  

Yesterday somehow el constable cadena got his chit mixed up and raided the wrong trailer home. It was in the middle of the night when el constable and his barrio task force 666, wanted to practices what they had just learned at some training they went too this pasted weekend. In following the instructions given to them, they forgot to make sure they were at the right address. When they got to the wrong address, they noticed a person standing by the window with some kind of weapon, the constable and his task forces didn’t wait to ask question but opened fire on the person standing by the window. Once they shot it with at least 125 rounds they moved in closer to look at their kill. When the dust settled it turned out to be a very expensive sex doll. Charges are pending. Oh by the way they gave up on the original bust.

Ok raza we will be on vacation till Monday morning, have a great weekend and wish the creator a happy birthday.

Exclusive interview con el web jefe ( Tejano Journal) Abel Hernandez,2012. ?The
end of era, Tejano Journal?. Cchwnn. San Antonio, Texas.

 

Hello again I am Blanca Blanch Blanco, and I am Santa Cecilia la que te canta,
con this exclusive interview. The creator has asked both of us to do this last
interview con the web jefe. In our opinion of one of the most outstanding and
one of the most lasting Tejano websites that provide up dates on Tejano
programming, history and daily debates about la onda. We are talking about Abel
Hernandez del Tejano journal, that is expected to shut its doors down this
coming October. We found it very important to do this interview to recall all
the good memories and recall some of the major discussion that it had on its
website.

 

Now for that interview:
BBB: gee abel for giving time to do this interview, and can you give us both a
hand of this bicycle y care con Santa she is sitting on the handle bars?

 

Ah:Yes sir. Welcome back.

 

BBB: well let’s start con how did it all come about and how long were you on
line?

 

Ah; Back toward the end of 1994 I had been on the internet for about a year
learning all about email, web sites, ftp, etc. I was surprised with all the
information on the internet including photos and music. So I learned how to
create a web site using HTML and created a small personal web site on my
company's intranet. I called it "Abel's Home Room". I had a blackboard as my
background with those words written on it. After browsing for a few months I
noticed that there were no tejano music web sites or for that matter any
mexican web sites with mexican photos or music. The only thing I found were a
few universities with a history of mariachi music. So I bought a scanner and
started scanning my cassettes and moving my music and photos onto my web site.

I also decided to move my web site to the other side of my company's firewall
to make it visible to everyone out there but since my company had their own web
site, I had to use a different port for my mine. It was now February 1995 so
I decided to use port 1995. Those that were on my web site back then will
remember that in order to get to my web site, they had to type
http://someipaddress:1995/ lol U memeber.

 

I found a co-worker that was creating his own web  hosting network so we decided
that I would help him test it by moving my web site over so I registered the
domain name "ondanet.com"  This was in August 1995.

 

So my tejano music web site started in Feb 1995, became ondanet.com in Aug 1995
and will end 17 years, 7 months later on Oct 3, 2012.

 

SC: oh yes we remember,you know abel as we have talked about this before, TJ was one of the first Tejano websites to give us permission to post our barrio satire news and later
the posting of Tejano interviews, what was in your mind in allowing us to use
your website as a stepping stone?

 

Ah; Well I always did allow anything that wasn't tejano/mexicano related as long
as it didn't get out of hand. And you were no exception.

 

SC: in all this years abel what were some of the major discussion that your TJ
talked about the most?

 

Ah: That's easy.  What are we doing to keep Tejano alive and get it back to what
it was before the decline?

 

Sc: was there ever a time that you were fed up con tanto discussions about the
same thing and nothing address on how to come to some solutions?

 

Ah; Well, not really, I was just tried with all the fighting that would always
come up after some great discussions.

 

BBB: now let?s talk about the new and improved TJ, gee man, I think you created
a monster now, I mean now your viewers and new and old TJer can post pictures
and one can even see who they are responding too, did you think that it’s a
start of a new era for you sir?

 

Ah: Yes I do.  I thought of doing this a few months ago but just now decided to
go for it and see what happens.  I was very surprised at the turn out.  I now have
over 1700 friends with almost 464 registered on the Tejano Journal.

 

BBB: economic has always played an important role in ever Tejano life, now that
your new TJ website is more reasonable, do you think you will get a larger
crowd and in some cases bring back lots of the older TJer that left for one
reason or another back?

 

AH: It sure looks like it and I sure hope so.  It was a lot of fun back in the day
and it can continue being a lot fun in the future.

 

BBB; do you believe that it will be easier to address new and for sure some of
the old issues on your new facebook site?

 

Ah; I think it'll be about the same.  I already had to delete a message and almost
another one.  Some people will never change.  I have allowed photos on my site web
before but it got out of hand so I stopped allowing it.  But now I have a big brother
(facebook police) to  help me with any major problems.  I hope I don't have to
make my Tejano Journal group private but I will if I have to.

 

BBB: I a great Tejano fan and Tejano leader Mr. Viejito once said that there
were thousands of raza that visited your website and some of them never really
posted but would drop bye to see what major Tejano issues were being discuss,
do you think he was correct in mention that TJ was a leader in the recording
the progress of la onda tejana?

 

Ah; Yes because I would meet a lot of people at different events that would always
say that they would read the TJ everyday but had never posted anything.  I think
that was the case with most of the visitors on my web site.

 

BBB: Abel I’ve mention this before, Tejano and chicano websites have come and
gone, when one writes the history of Tejano Journal many years from now what do
you think they will say about 20 years from now?

 

AH; Well, I hope they will say, "Remember the good old days at the Tejano Journal?"

 

SC: well abel is there one last word that you think you need to share con your
fan base really from around the world?

Ah: Yes.  Remember, the Tejano Journal didn't "end".  The web site hosting ended.
The Tejano Journal continues on a new platform so .... continue posting!

 

SC/ BBB: again we want to thank you for your support and allowing us to have
posted our first news back in 2004, and we want a big Tejano hug for both of us
and if you don?t mine can you take us out to eat?

 

Ah: Sure it was my pleasure and it's my treat. You can choose any two items from
the dollar menu.

 

SC/BBB;  all right sir,, when it come down to it , we feel that Abel Hernandez lead the way in
which many tried, to let la onda tejana aware que we are caring people and are
very proud of what we have accomplished con nuestra muscia, and don’t never
forget that we all stand together for the betterment of la onda, regardless
which side of an issue you find yourself in. have a great Tejano day and see
you all at that new place.

 

hejola report for 09252012

Hejola report for 09242012.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Hello raza David Duran here, Bill is on assignment. Now for our barrio award winning headline news:

 

La commadre y el compadre arrested for dwi, pi, and who knows what else.

Another barrio parent arrested for drinking and driving and towing.

And finally some good news.

La tortilla company at the edge of third and wells will close its doors this weekend. La familia Torres told us que it was about time to retire because he and his wife were just too old to run the business. Since we don’t have any children we figure que it was just too much for us and will close its doors this coming 2033.

It seems that this weekend brought out all the drinking parents out.  Late last night el grandfather       Joe Morales was arrested when el constable spotted him driving his 1985 chevy with his two grandchildren behind him,were being towed on their toy hot wheels car. The constable told us que he was only going 20 mph, but when he pulled el senor Morales over he smelled like alcohol, and was arrested because his driver license was suspended a few years ago. Charges will be filed.

Yesterday was a prime example of why parents around the age of 28 to 43 should not drink and drive.              El constable cadena arreste la commadre Maria Garcia, y su new husband, el compadre Martin Gomez, were arrested for driving intoxicated and just plan drunk. In addition to all this los dos parents seemed not to have mined strapping their 3 children ages 7,10, and 12 years old to the hood of their car. The children were not hurt but we can see what alcohol does to parenting. Charges will be filed. The children told us que they were having lots of fun.               

Ok hey raza take easy con the booze. I am David Duran, have a great Tejano day.

barrip stock market report for 09212012

Barrio stock market report for 09212012.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, TX. Hi, I am back and ready to rock and roll on our report for today. The barrio stock market is brought to you by VATO SUPER GLUE, the one that promise to find your chit at home when you’re get back. Vato super glue don’t leave home with out it…

 

Before I get to that report let’s talk about the future of las tortillas and the rest of the goodies. You see man has now decided to use corn and other farm goods to create some kind of energy. What does that do for our hood! Raising the price of tortillas an cooking oil, chinga I think I’ll walk.

 

Now let’s get to that report.:

 

 

>Los taquitos up ten cents from last week, ended the week at $1.35 each coffee is extra.

 

>Los  tamales are on a steady increase, which we noticed a few weeks ago, ended the week at $6.25 a dozen.

 

>Las tortillas, also were up this week with an increase of at least 25 percent from last week, ended the week at $1.45 a pack of twelve.

 

< la barbacoa de caberas remained stable, ended the week at $6.50 a lb.

 

 

And that cheap beer getting cheap. Six pack ended the week at $2.95.

 

Barrio want ads:

 

Item #. 75846:  used bicycle for sale. Has no tires but a used rim. Make offer.

 

Item#56841: used women underwear for sale. All size, make offer for lot. Please note super g-stings. I bet size 43, easy.

 

Item #56243; let over Easter rabbits and chickens for sale. Some in good health and other you decide. Make offer soon.

 

Item # 54216: use tires sale, have all size but need a few days to get the ones we don’t have, have  to look around the hood. Do have or some special rim that we found at the corner of wells and third street.

 

Barrio realitors report:

 

Oh yea we still have that ocean front propriety in palito blanco for sale. Its three lots and the water is about 25 miles away.

 

 

Well raza there you have it and have a great tejano day.