Hejola report for 10012012

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Kingsville. Tx. First of all I am bill Diaz an back from assignment, I want to wish Daniel Lopez a happy 61^th birthday. Keep it up dude, if you can. Now for our a award winning barrio headline news.

 

Increase of Canadian weed storms the barrio.

Barrio dude admits stealing women shoes.

And finally, y la commadre gives birth to a twenty pound girl.

La family canals  Gomez  were real excited yesterday afternoon when la commadre Pat Henderson Gomez gave birth to their baby girl Julie H. Gomez who weighed in at 20 lbs.  The folks at the st.paul’s medical center couldn’t believe it.  Oh yea says el medico Garza que esta girl is a big one.  La family Canals Gomez are looking for donation to help pay for this birth.

In other news el senor juan villa was arrested again for stealing women’s shoes. This is the fifth time we bust this guy in the last two years for stealing shoes. Mr. Villa is a volunteer worker at some schools and has access to lots of girl’s lockers. Besides that Mr. Villa was caught last year con chingos de women shoes, he had said he found, but really stole from several garage sales. His court date sometime 2033, and for now no bond issued for him, for his own safety.

And finally el constable cadena made the bust of the year when he pulled over a winter Texan for speeding. Once the constable was allowed check the vehicle, he found over 30 pounds of Canadian weed. Someone asked the constable how did he know it was Canadian weed, he remarked que he has seen a picture of it on some doper magazine. The two winter Texans George and Martha g. Robinson were taken to jail across the tracks. Charges are pending due to make sure it was Canadian weed. The constable tells us que he needs some time to make sure its from Canada.

 

Well folks there you have it for today and have a great tejano day.