hejola report for 10252012

Hejola report for 10252012.

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Kingsville,tx. Hello again raza how are we today I am bill diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news. For those that don’t understand us please don’t try. Now for that headline news:

Barrio store owner fakes robbery.

Barrio man falls two floors and only breaks two legs.

And finally barrio man busted con chingos de grass.

After a routine traffic stop, alma flores was arrested late Saturday nite and seized about 35 pounds of marijuana from her car, after she for some reason was unable to avoid crashing into the constable cruiser, which he had blocked the single lane street while investigating an accident at the corner of third and wells. Charges will be filed this morning.

It seems que little David little was trying to break into his friend apartment by climbing on to second floor balcony but slip and flew on his head. By the time los vatos locos volunteer fire fighters got to the scene, the real ambulance had already taken little to a hospital across the track. It just so happen que he broke both legs,Charges will be filed against mr.little for trespassing and robbery and extra fee’s for the ambulance and county and city sub charges. Chinga.

And finally,Yesterday morning el senor pedro Gomez owner of Gomez bakery got one of  his friend ben diaz to beat him  up and steal $5000, from him. It was all a fake says el constable cadena who arrived at the scene of the crime. When the constable was searching the area he noticed that the store had a survival video. After the constable reviewed the film it was determine que el senor Gomez y el senor diaz had all entered the store together and noticed how Gomez had assisted diaz con the money. Charges are pending for these two men.

Well there you have and make sure to submit your mascot name to us as soon as possible. I am bill diaz.