hejola report for 10242012

Howdy hejola report for 10242012.

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Kingsville,tx. Howdy partner, I am country pancho con my story for today. You know Daniel our creator, created me a few years back, but that’s another story, now for our award winning barrio headline news:

Comparde moreno arrested for having naked dolls and women’s underwear.

Sad news, el compadre billy “el pescado” garica killed.

And finally, la commadre Viola Munoz big breast win again.

Yesterday morning at our barrio justice of the peace office, reversed the charges of the only barrio pinup model viola munoz, who had been found guilty of knock and kicking a round hole in the backdoor of her ex-lover Ricardo Barrientez apartment so she could break in and scream at his lazy ass. Ms. Munoz had appealed her conviction to the justice of the peace, claiming that Ricardo Barrientez, had made the hole himself. And that she had evidence that she could never have squeezed through it anyhow, she claimed that her breasts were too darn big. After the judge look over the evidence, she apparently won the day, by creating enough reasonable doubt to overturn the verdict.

 

Billy el pescado Garcia, el only barrio fisherman was killed late last night at our local fishing pond, when he yanked his fishing line too darn quick, that caused his 5 ounce lead sinker to propel out of the water  and drove it right into his forehead, penetrating his brain. He was rushed to st. pauls medical center but was dead on arrival, right after los vatos locos volunteer firefighter pulled the lead out of his head. Oh by the way the fish he caught will be returned back to the pond.  Chinga.

 And finally,Yesterday afternoon el compadre Moreno, was arrested just outside the Westinghouse barrio mall parking lot were mall officials spotted a bunch of pornographic magazines in backset of his automobile, along con chingos de womens tongs, and underwear and a whole lot of that new barrio toy doll “ maria la vandia”naked  sat in the back sit. Charges will be filed.

Well there you have folks, we are counting down towards this year’s tejano roots awards and we are hoping that we will be asked this year to present an award. Fingers cross and candles lid.