Hejola report for sept 2,2009.
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Kingsville, TX. Once again and we are back I am bill Diaz. Our creator has been very ill and there is a lesson to be learned here, brush whatever teeth you have left. Anyhow we are back and now no more reruns nor old stories but our award winning barrio headline news:
Higher education gets higher for barrio members who want an education based on our undercover story con el ojo barrio private eye.
Increase of roaches reported con toda esta water.
And finally, more mix married move into the hood.
La prima Christina y su brother little Henry acuna moved back into the hood con su new black husband y su white kids and little Henry con su boyfriend. It was really a no big surprise to see them back since both graduated college. Welcome cousins. This is just to add to that study that was done in the hood a few years ago regarding this issue. Lets not get into it but just acknowledge the hood isn’t what it uses to bee.
All day today we have been getting calls on what to do con tantos cocarachos or roach something like that. Since the spring invasion of los Alaskan roaches along con los Cambodia roaches y those that don’t have a name are on the upraise. We had to contact our local vato that sprays home con left over #### he gets from the high school anyhow he tells us que you can be as clean as you want pero no de tanto anyhow just keep buying those roach hotels and sooner or later they all will be filled.
And finally our barrio investigator went underground to see how much more does it cost to go to college if your barrio? Based on 1970 information which we believe is pretty accurate is que cost of education cost more, chingos more says el ojo barrio private.
Si raza we are in big#####trouble and if panchito y panchita cant read and write and you are determined to put them through college, go ahead, it’s the American dream. We determined que based on our scientific studies that’s seventeen years of studies we have determined that the average barrio kid that will get a college degree regardless of how long will cost them 32,000 in puro pincha loans that include both student and in some cases parent loans if your cedit good. You ask me what to do ojo , well that’s another story.
Ok ojo thanks an welcome back, well raza there you have it, its good to be back an don’t just stand there and let them use us , don’t just stand there and think it don’t include u… don’t just stand there and ask yourself I ll do it later. I am bill diaz an have a real great real tejano day.
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