hejola report for 09162009

Hejola report for 09162009.
cchwnn
Kingsville, tx. hello raza I am la china cano de china nuevo leon. Before we start our report I must admit one thing, my creation was made by an idea my creator daniel lopez, got from his grandmother. His grandmother was a modest person and lived all her life en un rancho just north on hwy 281 about fourteen miles from alice tx. Her name was patrocina cano lopez. So in her memory I named this reporter La China Cano de china nuevo leon.
Now that we have cleared this up lets go to paris, france con our staff person Francisco delgado de gaulle, are you there frank? Now for our Paris del helles daily here is Francisco Delgado de Gaulle our correspondent from Paris France.
bonjour encore pour Paris del helles quotidien, je suis Francisco Delgado de Gaulle votre correspondant à Paris France. nous sommes très excités ici à Paris sachant que le que ce week-end est un nouveau niveau des gens du pays et de l'état de bâche et des événements nationaux et mondiaux en introduisant dans la vie plusieurs de nos personnes de personnel. je veux juste savoir quand I sera une vraie personne ici à Paris que nous avons été dans la pleine alerte étant donné qu'il y a eu un bon nombre de tuer dans notre guerre sur la terreur. soyez ainsi raza. postérieur sûr et non désolé de Paris France que je suis franciso.
Thank you Francisco Delgado de gaulle con that report. Now let’s go to our two pals traveling the world in 80 days con david duran y vernoica la lesbian, are you guys there.
hello eu sou con do duran de david meu lesbian do la do Veronica do amigo. nós temos apenas aires chegados dos buenos, Argentina. é um lugar grande aqui. nós tivemos que manter nosso português acima de um bocado pequeno, mas além daquele é um place.tomorrow que buetiful nós planeamos em um desengate do rio acima do rio de parana até o asuncion Paraguai. assim para agora tenha um dia grande do tejano. hola soy david duran con mi amiga vernoica la lesbian. tenemos apenas Buenos Aires llegado, la Argentina. es un gran lugar aquí. tuvimos que guardar nuestro portugués para arriba un poco, pero además de ése es un place.tomorrow buetiful que planeamos en un viaje del río encima del río de Paraná hasta el asuncion Paraguay. tan para ahora tenga un gran día del tejano.
Ok guy’s thanks again. Gee it must feel good traveling the world and not even leaving your home. Oh well life is good and going to get better this weekend. Ok ok now let’s go to our headline news:

Increase off blonde hair in the hood,
Swimming pool missing,
And finally no barrio stock market report tomorrow.

We were just informed que we have the day off tomorrow so we will bring the barrio stock market later this afternoon.
Also the barrio 8-ball lotto has informed us que the winning number this week is: 7898759865486578565845355957661236547896. If you have any of this number in your driver licenses you might be a winner. Just contact us at our webpage for your $50.00 non valuable gift. cchwnn@netscape.net
In other news a local vato who keeps track of things like the other group of folks named let me put the finger on you group have reported to us que a large amount of vatos have colored or dye their hair blond. What seems to be a new trend in the hood says la commadre maria gaza who happens to own a beauty shop in the Westinghouse barrio mall. Si estos vatos want to be blonde hejola.
And finally yesterday sometime during the day a backyard swimming pool was stolen from 528 west Richard, and it seemed que those robbers couldn’t remove the pool pump so they stole the one next door to the pool. So now the constable cadena is seeking your help in solving this problem. If anyone has knowledge of a small back yard pool color royal blue with a white color water pump please call us.
Ok raza thanks again and see you all in alice tx.