hejola report for 09172009

Hejola report for 09172009.
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Kingsville,tx. Now back from the nearest Eastern part of the good old USA, here is own man with the plan, Bill Diaz.
Heaveno raza como estan? We just got back and are we tired. It was a long fly back, and my arms still hurt, but here we are. Now for today award winning head-line news:
Garage sales permits go up,
20% of the hood members move first of the month,
And WESTINGHOUSE BARRIO MALL approves barrio storage units.
WESTINGHOUSE BARRIO MALL management approved a barrio storage unit to be built extend two more floors. The mall will now house three floors of puro storage rooms for rent. La families Zapata family owners of the new proposed Barrio storage units, will open 30 Barrio storage units. It’s a great place to storage that stuff one don’t need or being hauling around for years. Los Zapata’s say que la raza is always looking for storage space. Excess to the third floor is still being planned, “It’s no problem building the storage units on the third floor, the trouble is how to get your stuff up there” says the assistant to the assistant mall manager. Several options are being considers on how to drive onto the third floor.
In other news, it was estimated que at least one out of five barrio family members move at the first of the month. After driving around the hood this weekend, my god was it busy. I swear it was mad out there today. Raze coming and going, going and coming and some not every coming back.The results of our estimates did not indicate reason why people move, but I am sure que there are many reasons. We could list a list of reason, we would, but we’re moving right now.
And finally, the barrios fathers and mothers have been picketing city hall on the ridiculous increase in obtaining a garage sales permit. Like we mention a few weeks ago que the new price increase was schedule to be in affect come September first. Well it’s here says a barrio member wanting to have a garage sale next weekend.. It’s outrageous and un- American to charges so much on so little return. The new fee is $100 per for a two day permit or a percentage of the sales.….huh…..hejolia…
Ok raza there you have and you should be glad que you don’t live here.
From our command post in Kingsville, Texas I am Bill Diaz, good day“your business is our business and my business is none of your business”.