hejola report for 08062012

Hejola report for 08062012

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Kingsville,tx. Once again I am bill diaz con todays award winning barrio headline news.

la commadre Susie arrested for hiring a hit man.

Barrio prepares to open restrooms to transsexual.

And finally barrio constable cadena shots vato.

Late last night el constable cadena y several of el ojo barrio private school students tried to serve an arrest warrant for suspicion of gambling at the home of Henry p. Garcia.  When the constable knocked on the door, it seemed que everyone in the house being to run outside the house knocking down the constable and several of his so call swat team. In his efforts to get up el constable pulled his gun, Mr. Garcia tipped over and fell right besides el constable. Now el constable gets up and pulled his gun out and was reported in saying “ Uh-uh. I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you got to ask yourself one question: do I feel lucky. Well, do you punk?
Mr. Garcia is reported to have said “who you calling punk punk”. Well somehow el constable accidentally shot the unarmed Garcia. El constable says que no charges will be filed against him but for sure against Mr. Garcia and the other ten vatos who were also arrested at the same raid. Oh by the way Mr. Garcia was rushed to st. pauls medical center for observation.

If things weren’t bad enough for those vatos who dress like la commadre , it seems que happy days are here again. This week a justice of the peace has accepted a complaint from David Lopez Little, who by the way was Mr. gay vato Kingsville for 2006. Mr. Lopez known for dressing like a woman has been arrested several times for using women’s bathrooms. The judgment allows men and even women who dress up the opposite to use public bathrooms based on how they are dressed without getting into trouble. A special bathroom will have to be building at all public places lab “what ever you are dressed like”. Many shop owners were worried que they might not be able to afford to build an extra bathroom.

Yesterday we found out que el constable cadena y some real cops from across the tracks have come over to the Westside to arrest maria perez and charged her con hiring a hit man to help her try and kill six person, so she could steal a brick of cocaine. But in turn it turned out to be “barrios mama luz queso fresco cheese”. According to el constable, ms. Perez had peeped inside this folks window and saw this large block of crubly, white, barrio-cuisine cheese on their kitchen table and thought it was a big pile of cocaine. The report says que she had plotted to return that evening and kill anyone in the home old enough to testify against her. pesse hejola.

Ok raza there you have it raaz.