hejola report for 08092012

Howdy hejola report for 08092012.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Howdy razza how are we doing, I am country pancho con today’s award winning barrio headline news. But for now folks let’s keep our prayer for those at war and overseas. Now let’s get to that award winning headline news:

 barrio parrot causes la commadre to file a divorce.

El primo Rudy B. Acosta injured at work drunk,

And finally, maria la vandia gets sued.

 Our creator has gone and done it. He is going to take maria la vandia a former employee and barrio report to court. It seems que maria has gone to work for a new barrio weekly news services. Our creator tells us que maria is still under contract and has not ended her term here con cchwnn.  A court date is set for august sometime 2033.  Daniel our creator is really pissed and hope que he can write himself out of this one.

El primo Rudy b. Acosta endured about 45 seconds of excruciating pain a few days ago at the new construction area near the new barrio flea market. It seems que esta vato had taken a few drinks for lunch and was assigned to drive a small bobcat vehicle that afternoon.  Well  while mr. Acosta was attempting to shut off that small tractor, , he  accidentally stepped on the floor lever that raises and  lowers the vehicle’s front bucket. Unfortunately, he did all this at the same time.

Now mr Acosta, with one foot and his body’s weight on the lower lever, had no leverage to stop the bucket, which at that moment moved, trapping his head and his other leg. El primo buddy morgan, rescued him, resulting with many lost teeth and the need for at least one hundred stitches to his used to be handsome face. He was taken to st. paul’s medical center at the Westinghouse barrio mall for observation.

and finally, Yesterday afternoon we learned que el parrot de Benito y Sara Gonzales has caused Sara to file for a divorce since she learned que her husband’s infinity when her parrot, peppito, imitating Benitos voice, continually cried out for some woman named “maria”. Pessa hejola. The family will go to court to see who will get to keep peppito.

Well there you have it folks, have a great Tejano day and be looking for our new cd release “ come down con country pancho and county Leroy.