hejola report for 08142012

Hejola report for 08142012.

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Kingsville,tx. Hello once again I am bill diaz con this weeks hejola award winning barrio headline news,

orta way arrested for robbery.

billy Barron wanted for criminal domestic violence.

And finally ten vato’s get arrested at conjunto dance.

Last night was a revised of Monday nites big bad ass dances here in the hood. Everything seemed to be going alright until so guys decided to dance con las commadres while los compadres were taking a smoke break. Well when they came back an noticed que las tres commadres were dances con a few mojados, y otras vatos, chingo de chingaso were laid and ten raza were arrested including but not limited to a few commadres..

Yesterday afternoon el constable was called to the 710 west Richard regarding bill barron. It seems que when el constable got to that address, Sally wally Barron Canales Diaz, was waiting for him to file a complaint against her husband Bill. It seems que sally had just washed her hair right before el constable got to her home. The reports says que Bill argued with his wife sally, because sally had not cooked anything for dinner.

Well it seems que when she began cooking in their very small kitchen, billy also started making spaghetti while eating crackers y some squeeze cheese. Well while they argued inside that small kitchen, billy boy squeezed cheese on the kitchen floor. So sally went outside and squeezed some cheese on his brand new truck. Now he came back and squeezed some cheese in her hair before fleeting in his brand new truck. El constable is asking el barrio, for help in solving this complaint. If you have seen or heard from this billy barron please contact the constables office. A small cheese reward is being offered.

And finally El constable cadena y a bunch of el ojo barrio private eyes barrio security force666, arrested Jose Molina for robbery of a barrio taco stand located at the corner of third and west wells. The law dogs learned who the vato was after a few witnesses saw him go over to the barrio cellular phone center and pay his bill located a few blocks down the street.

Well there you have it for today.