Barrio stock market 04122013: the awakening?
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Ola raza it’s me urbano lopez yosabatodo con my younger brother pancho lopez. Well raza que dice your money? For some reason or another barrio buyers have shown us que they have faith in our barrio stock after the wake yesterdays widespread panic. My god haven’t this folks learned about the world wide stock market? We have said this time after time why would you invest your hard earned money on stuff you will neither ever see or ever eat? Huh? Lets go to pancho lopez my bro, con his analyses on this matter, pancho:
Pancho: si thanks urban, well yo don’t understand why in the world are we so freaking worried about them chinnese? Chinga unless que esto pincha chinos are thinking of coming into the hood and buy us all out is one story pero if they aint coming over here let them stay there then. Look raza mucho want us to think que los chinos are the big problems in todays market. It aint our fault que everything made in plastic well almost , made in china. So what, I quess its better than made in mexico. Huh. Now back to urbano.
Wow bro I didn’t think you had it.. chinga you don’t. anyhow, let’s go to that award winning barrio stock market report for 03022007.
Los taquitos up ten cents from last week, ended the week at $1.35 each coffee is extra.
Los tamales are on a steady increase, which we noticed a few weeks ago, ended the week at $6.25 a dozen.
Las tortillas, also were up this week with an increase of at least 25 percent from last week, ended the week at $1.65 a pack of twelve.
la barbacoa de caberas remained stable, ended the week at $6.50 a lb.
Las empanadas are on a roll now , and their prices are sky high, las empanadas took an increase ending the week at $.78 each. Pesse hejola.
Ok now back con pancho y el barrio want ads:
Item 0321545: used women and men underwear lots of sizes from 12 to 18 in the women’s section and sizes from 36 to 48 waist for the men section. All sales are final.
Item 030548: used car tires for sell. All sizes only flat on the bottom.
Items 035698: easter chickens, turkeys and rabbits for sale, different colors and size. Some chickens are chicks from last year that weren’t sold . now full grown but still some color in them
Items 038574: jose lopez t shirts “ put me in jail if I fail” call or write about price and design. Please note que this not the joe lopez you think it is, its another vato con that same name, and in jail also. Pesse hejola..
Now for the barrio realtor report:
El primo Mendez tells us que the city is getting ready to knock down a bunch of crack houses, the owners tell us que they would like to know if anyone is interested in pick up the remains of this houses for free. Let us know, no charge but there is a transsportant tax in our hood.
Ok ok pancho thanks . well raza their you have it I am bill diaz and have a great day.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Ola raza it’s me urbano lopez yosabatodo con my younger brother pancho lopez. Well raza que dice your money? For some reason or another barrio buyers have shown us que they have faith in our barrio stock after the wake yesterdays widespread panic. My god haven’t this folks learned about the world wide stock market? We have said this time after time why would you invest your hard earned money on stuff you will neither ever see or ever eat? Huh? Lets go to pancho lopez my bro, con his analyses on this matter, pancho:
Pancho: si thanks urban, well yo don’t understand why in the world are we so freaking worried about them chinnese? Chinga unless que esto pincha chinos are thinking of coming into the hood and buy us all out is one story pero if they aint coming over here let them stay there then. Look raza mucho want us to think que los chinos are the big problems in todays market. It aint our fault que everything made in plastic well almost , made in china. So what, I quess its better than made in mexico. Huh. Now back to urbano.
Wow bro I didn’t think you had it.. chinga you don’t. anyhow, let’s go to that award winning barrio stock market report for 03022007.
Los taquitos up ten cents from last week, ended the week at $1.35 each coffee is extra.
Los tamales are on a steady increase, which we noticed a few weeks ago, ended the week at $6.25 a dozen.
Las tortillas, also were up this week with an increase of at least 25 percent from last week, ended the week at $1.65 a pack of twelve.
la barbacoa de caberas remained stable, ended the week at $6.50 a lb.
Las empanadas are on a roll now , and their prices are sky high, las empanadas took an increase ending the week at $.78 each. Pesse hejola.
Ok now back con pancho y el barrio want ads:
Item 0321545: used women and men underwear lots of sizes from 12 to 18 in the women’s section and sizes from 36 to 48 waist for the men section. All sales are final.
Item 030548: used car tires for sell. All sizes only flat on the bottom.
Items 035698: easter chickens, turkeys and rabbits for sale, different colors and size. Some chickens are chicks from last year that weren’t sold . now full grown but still some color in them
Items 038574: jose lopez t shirts “ put me in jail if I fail” call or write about price and design. Please note que this not the joe lopez you think it is, its another vato con that same name, and in jail also. Pesse hejola..
Now for the barrio realtor report:
El primo Mendez tells us que the city is getting ready to knock down a bunch of crack houses, the owners tell us que they would like to know if anyone is interested in pick up the remains of this houses for free. Let us know, no charge but there is a transsportant tax in our hood.
Ok ok pancho thanks . well raza their you have it I am bill diaz and have a great day.
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