Hejola
report for 04102012.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,
TX. Once again I am bill Diaz con
today’s award winning barrio headline news. But first off all let’s take time
an thank Maria la vandia who is our roaming
alley report con the great work she has been doing this past few years.
Now let’s get back to that award winning headline news:
Andrew
Dominquez Cantu arrested for his skills.
Vato
arrested for misuse of his rectum.
And finally,
barrio homeless meals for free shut down.
It seemed
like a good ideal back a few months ago where homeless folks could come over to
the barrio only homeless meals depot for free, was shut down late last night.
The owner Hi jo Joe, said that at the being of this barrio homeless meals, he
thought he could feed 65% of the homeless folks that live in the barrio for
less than $2. 00 a day, but con todo esto que los prices have being going up so
fast que he figure if he charged the
homeless the differences, which made $2. 35 cent a day. Well many restaurant
owners and store owners didn’t like that at all, so they filed a complaint
again Mr. ho for misleading the homeless. Oh by the way, the homeless will
still be homeless and will be force to eat cookies made from dirt. Pesse
hejola.
Now before you blow this out of hand or tell
me what the hell is wrong con my world, el primo Rolando gomez, was arrested
and face charges of trafficking in stolen property, but it seems que esta vato
must have been in jail before. But when he searched at the local jail, the
jailer noticed que esta vato wanted to go to the bathroom. Once there he was
restrain by several officers that noticed que he was walking kinda weird. Once
he was restrain, the officers called the 811 barrio vato locos volunteer firefighters were able to pull the
following items from his rectum: syringes, matches, 2 lighters, a $20. Of
heroin, several grams of marijuana, assortment of pills, his lone star card, a mobile phone, and its
charger, and a pager. Additional charges will be filed, his rectum was release
on its own merits. Give your ass a break
man.
And finally,
Yesterday afternoon mall manager and owner Gloria Guerra called in the
constable to come and arrest or remove esta way drew from the front door of the
mall. Esta way Dominquez has a weird act, which is he hammers nails into his
foot, which he does to collect tips from customers. The reason why Gloria
called the cops was due too the bleeding results from this little act. El constable said that they could ask him to
leave the grounds but couldn’t arrest him for this very painful act.
Ok raza have a great day,
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