barrio stock market report for 06142013

 

 

Barrio stock market report for 06142013.

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Kingsville,tx. Hello once again I am urbano yosabatodo, con this week’s barrio stock market y realtors reports along con barrio want ads.

What is the news thing in the hood you ask? Well it’s not new but it’s been around for a long time and that’s playing poker at home. If you noticed our constable has had a large number of arrests due to the increase of illegal poker gambling. Do you play poker? How much do you spend on a daily or weekly base? Is it a hate? Who can really answer those questions, shoot you can, can you?

 

Now for the barrio stock market report:

 

Los tamales:

 

El tamale market has come to a big haul lately. Our tamale guy has not come around now for at least two months.  We had to go hire another tamale consultant to deal with this market. Our new contact that does not want us to use his or her name tells us que los tamales will remain stable for the rest of this quarter. Los tamale ended the week at the years lowest, $6.50 a dozen. Hey raza buy buy buy.

 

Los taquitos:

 

It seems que it will never end. The competition among taco stands took a big fall this month. Within the last few weeks there has been at least three more taco stand that has shut its doors. The evidences still lead us to believe que things are not going well in the hood.  Jobs are down but have shown some increase con todo that is going on at the Westinghouse barrio mall. Los taquitos ended the week at $1.25 each. A small increase from last month.

 

 

Las empanadas:

 

“More filling” was the theme of  las empanada convention that is planned to be held at the mall come next weekend. The empanada convention will key on making sure que they are still made the traditional way and have more filling. The local community gardens are also hosting this convention in the hopes que muchos de las empanadas maker will use local produce. In addition las empanada makers from all over south texas will be attending and hope que we can we do not revise the la empanada war of 2006. Las empanada ended the week at $.69 cent each a drop from las week.

 

Las tortillas:

 

A few issues ago we wrote and told you all que lots of raza are making their home made tortillas again. One can safely get a better tortillas if you make your own, and a higher return on them. Look you only make what you need and not get stuck con all those extra tortillas que you might just not eat when you purchase that pack of 18 or more tortillas. Las tortillas ended the week at $1.35 a pack of who knows how many.

 

La barbaco de cabeza:

 

This passt few weeks the producers of chicken, beef, and pork have seen their sales and profits hit hard by an overabundance of llama farms stem up in the hood.  The meat marketplace has had its fears that llama meat will be the new market making beef barbacoa in it makes it less demanding. La barbacoa de cabeza ended the week at $4.25 a lb.

 

Alcohol consummation report:

Here is a new twist in drinking or consumming alcohol in el barrio. Personal responsibility: It is up to each individual barrio member, not our local or state or even federal  government, to make responsible decisions about your drunk ass life. Personal responsibility raza iis the key to a more decent and just barrio and a just society. State, federal, and local  employees, too, must be accountable for their actions, just like barrio members that don’t have jobs. And that also includes bar and tavern owners. Cheap beer ended the week at $3.67  a six pack.

 

BARRIO REALTORS REPORT:

The Westinghouse barrio mall y the el barrio cona Lozano cash and carry sports complex have redefine the word real estate. This folks have taken good back yards and have built the mall, sports complex, the barrio conjunto enchanted land and now the opening of a new flea market right next to the mall. Oh yes raza if you own land anywhere around this area, man sell for top dollar.

 

 BARRIO WANT AIDS:

 

Tx45242; a family has cats and dogs for sale. Not sure what kind but make nice pets.

Tx48752: three bikes for sale. Lots of extra parts for sale. Or can buy the whole lot. Make offer.

Tx49857: wanted a young woman to live con elder family and do house work daily and has weekends off. Salary.

Tx85472: used college books for sale. Not sure what subject but are big books and must be important. Make offer.

Tx87452: will to trade anything in my home for a loving wife. Please send pictures of wife’s car and home and paycheck.

Ok raza there you have it for this week’s barrio stock market. Make sure an visit our website for more details on our sports and concert series for this summer.