hejola report for 06042013

Hejola report for 06042013.

Cchwnn.

 

Once again here is alcardio samudio. Como estan todos mi raza today? We are doing great here in Kingsville, Texas the Mecca de conjunto music. Now for todays headline barrio news:

 

Maria la vandia being sued by cchwnn.

Rain forces homeless to move barrio community center.

And finally new barrio mall has an announcement on grand opening.

 

Yesterday afternoon we reported que a new barrio mall was going to open on sept 16. Well its official the owners of El Centro barrio trade center will officially open as announced. The new owners are Mrs. Maria Elena Salinas, Mrs. E. Jackson, and el senior Manuel Ruelas.  This new group is called los barrio investor associates. The Centro officials are asking our cyberspace friends if anyone is interested in opening a store or shop just to let us now for more details.

 

In other news, at our barrio community center opened its doors last night to at least 12 homeless folks that were forced to leave el barrio conjunto enchanted land camping site. Barrio officials tell us que they were forced to move due to the fact que the camping site was in violation of camping ground rules. Los vato locos volunteer firefighter, we are in charge of the center tell us que they will allow this homeless folks to stay there for a week. Pero they better not make mucho pero says one of los locos.

 

And finally our creator has gone and done it. He is going to take maria la vandia a former employee and barrio report to court. It seems que maria has gone to work for a new barrio weekly news services. Our creator tells us que maria is still under contract and has not ended her term here con cchwnn.  A court date is set for august sometime 2033.  Daniel our creator is really pissed and hope que he can write himself out of this one.

 

Well there you have it raza. Stay dry Houston and we will pray for all the sick people in the world. From our command post here at 623 west elle, I am alcardio samudio.