Hejola report
for 11122014.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,
Texas. Hello again raza I am Maria la Bandia con today’s award winning barrio
headline news:
Barrio delivery
agent fired for stealing.
Henry the
gardener arrested.
And now so
darn good news.
We got some
many complaints about the pot hoe’s in the hood story, that the creator has announced
que if we hurt anyone feelings we are sorry and for all those pot hoe’s, good
luck.
El senor
Henry Gomez a known gardener and award winner was arrested yesterday at the corner
of third and wells street. He was pulled over when his 1974 ford whatever ford
looking suspicious. It turned out that the back seat was loaded with potted
plants, in fact, potted pot plants. The backseat was so crowded that the leaves
and branches of some plants were sticking out of the car’s windows. The constable
took him in and kept the plants for evidence.
El senor
Mark Martinez was fired and charged with stealing a package from the only
barrio delivery agent. It seems that Martinez inadvertently came upon one
package that he thought was drugs. So he took it on his own to go and trade it
for a pound cat food. It turned out that it wasn’t drugs but the remains of a
man who was cremated.
Ok raza save
your penny’s Christmas is just around the corner.
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