hejola report for 11252014

Hejola report for 11252014.

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Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Barrio up rise con Empanadas Company.

Two men and ten or more dogs arrested.

And now so darn good news.

It was announced yesterday evening que el constable will be giving free dogs for Christmas. If you are lonely, and sad, it’s time to get over it and go by the constable office and pick a dog for Christmas. It’s coming this Dog Friday, first come first served. The doors open at 1:am Friday.

How many dogs can a person put in a small car, you asked? Well that was what el constable cadena had to deal with when he pulled over el compadre Ramiro Guerra yesterday afternoon at the corner of third and wells. Its seems que once the constable asked Ramiro proof of ownership for the ten or more dogs, responded by saying I found them on the way to the store. He and his cousin Ramiro Guerra III were arrested along con the ten or more dogs for not wearing a collar with a legal tag on them and failure to show proof of ownership for them dogs. Charges will be filed.

The slogan of the day was “more filling than less filling”, as the barrio resident gathered in front of the only empanada making factory. It seems that this people didn’t learn a darn thing back in 2006, when we first approached them con the Empanada war of 2006? You see we don’t mine buy empanadas at a bit expensive price but darn at least having more filling in them. We thought that we had already recommended that to them back than and we sure hoped que they wouldn’t go back to their old tactics. Well that seems to be what this protects is all about, less filling. The owners did not respond to our phone calls before we printed this report.

Ok raza on our way to the big Dallas, if you live there and want some company just let us know and will drop by, oh yea. I am Bill Diaz, your business is our business but my business is none of your business..