Hejola report
for 11242014.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx.
Hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio
insurance man arrested.
God has
faint que ever lawn services use him as a selling point.
And now so
darn good news for barrio republicans.
The barrio
leader have informed all of us Latinos, mexicano, chicanos, and gringitos que
we forgive you voting republican, and if you ever married out of your race you
will be alright.
Believe it
or not que esta barrio has just announced que the x- minister Ben Blanco who
was a man of god has just open a lawn services names “let the lord do his thing
on your lawn”. What he promises is that if you hire him to mow your lawn he can
also bless it to be greener and mucho mas pretty que before. The only catch is
that you have to hire him for a three year contact at a real cheap rate of $150
per mow at 15 moves per year. Please note que you need to make sure you read
the fine print on his contract con god.
Yesterday el
constable Cadena and barrio force 666 raided el office of “Barrio Let me insure
your Butt” and arrested el compadre Mario Bernal for fraud. It seems que el
barrio has so much faith in people que Mr. Bernal had almost 250 persons he had
as customers. But the only problem was que their insurance policies were not
real ones. It seems que esta vato had taken a class in computer and figured out
a way to print false policies. I guess what got him in trouble was the prepaid
insurance to burial and funeral Life insurances for adults over the age of 82,
says el constable.
Ok raza have
a great Tejano day and please don’t believe everything you read and hear.
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