hejola report for 02232015

 

Hejola report for 02232015.

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Kingsville,texas. Hello raza I am Gloria Guerra con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Tamale war is back.

UFO’S conference is coming.

And now some darn good news.

Barrio residents are all excited about this new trend of you people wanting us to believe que they invented everything and anything. That is good and we just hope que they don’t undo things that took a long time to get done.

La Raza group in our side of town has gather together with another group of Raza from the same side of town have agreed that is time that the hood be prepared for the incoming invasion of aliens and not illegal aliens. Thomas space out Garcia told us que he has more than 82 aliens living in the hood and has invited them to come and tell us about how their plan on taking over our Tejano world. The meeting is schedule for this coming weekend.

Yesterday a petition was setup at every corner of el barrio wanting folks to sign it, to insure que tamale permits will not be require this coming holidays. It seems that some folks still believe que the city leaders are trying to see if they can pass a law outlawing the making of tamales at home. If you see a big tamale posted on the corner of third and wells please sign and send it in. more details later, oh by the way one of the leaders say it doesn’t going to fall apart this year ( referring to a tamale).

Ok raza have a great day.