Barrio stock market report for 04242015.
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Kingsville,tx. Hello again there big spenders I am Urbano
Yosabatodo. And now for our award winning stock market report:
Los tamales: the problem facing tamales is que we heard from
our old tamale guy yesterday and he didn’t really look that good. He tells us
que one of the major problems facing monetary barrio tamale makers is not our
stock market but our stock market instability. Many of you barrio tamale makers
are managing to take this task on making your own, instead of focusing on
financial stability on those that depend on you buying their tamales. Tamales
ended the week at $6.00 a dozen, down from last week.
Las tortillas, the declining increase of raza not making
their own has increase the premium on homemade tortillas or better known as the
private credit sector. Now you ask what is the difference in the two is that
one is regulated by the government and the other is a credit worthy private
makers, with no government intervention. The real economy damage here will
happen this coming winter if we don’t regulate the homemakers and decline the
number of tortillas they are making. If we do not limit the amount of tortillas
we make at home, it could squeeze higher prices of tortillas for all of us non
makers of tortillas. This could really damage the barrio economy. Tortillas
ended the week at an all high price of $1.35 a package.
Empanadas
incorporated , held its annual convention and were able to outdo all the
demonstrators que protested and caused all the riots and damage at our Westinghouse
barrio mall this past weekend. Their concerns were that empanadas makers were
not filling the inside of empanadas. In addition the local barrio community
gardens groups will continue its efforts to provide those local empanada makers
the vegetables and fruits need to make them. Las empanadas ended the week at
$.89 each.
La barbacoa de cabasa, it was announced today que sometime
next week the first batch of llama meat will be in our local barrio meat
markets within two months. The few llama farmers in the barrio are real happy
and are gearing up for this new beer market to hit the hood. Please note que
llama is primarily used in the Andes and in Peru as a pack animal or for meat.
The word "jerky" that we use today to refer to beef jerky, is one of
the few words in our language originating from the Quechua language.
"Ch'arki" is the name of the llama meat which was salted and
sun-dried. The taste is somewhere between beef and lamb, though closer to beef.
Many describe it as a lighter sweeter beef. La barbacoa de cavesa ended the
week at $6.50 lb. a bit higher than last week.
Alcohol consummation report( better known as cheap beer
report).
The change of this market has caused lots of problems for us
here at our command post. It seems que los que love to drink wrote us some
nasty email telling us to stop reporting the drinking problems we have in the
hood. Hey you have to realize que It’s becoming common knowledge that the true
addictive substance of alcohol is not alcohol itself but the acetaldehyde (AH)
produced when we metabolize it. If acetaldehyde is not efficiently broken down
into acetate some of the excess drifts to the brain and combines with serotonin
and / or dopamine to produce the infamous Tetrahydrolsoqulnoline (THIQ). THIQ
is extremely addictive and in brain biochemistry actually fits the receptor
sites that our natural pain killers (beta-endorphins) and “feel good” (serotonin)
neurotransmitters are supposed to occupy. This causes a chain of very
undesirable events. Our brain becomes incapable of receiving serotonin because
our receptors sites are telling what little is there that they are full, very
full with what it thinks is serotonin and beta-endorphin. The process is
referred to as down-regulation. This condition is also why it takes more and
more alcohol over time to get you “feeling right” once you’ve been at it a
while. Because of the flood of THIQ in our brains our receptor sites begin to
say “enough” and closes down beta-endorphin receptor sites. If you can
understand all this then you need a drink. Cheap beer ended the week at $3.65 a
six pack.
Los taquitos: Well folks the new group in town is preparing
to handle this issue. We are real concern que lots of small taco stands have
shut down this year than years before on our side of the tracks. But have
increased across the tracks, where a few chicanos y tejanos, y blacks live. The
let me put the finger committee will be addressing this issue sometime this
weekend. Los taquitios ended the week at $1.10 each.
The barrio want ads> si bro we have a chit load de cosas
to sell:
Item 5842: used women underwear. Still got some elastic in
them, Sizes from 15 to 23. . Make an offer.
Item 5847: almost new jogging shoes and shorts. Not sure
what size, make offer.
Item 6842: ten chickens and two ducks for sale. Leftover
from this year’s Easter sell. Good health, make offer. Will dress them for you
at a small cost.
Item 7412: old 78 vinyl records, some in good conditions
others need some freaking work. We have at least 78 records, and a old fashion
record player. Make offer and will deliver within a 500 mile area. Chinga, I
mean within a 5 mile area.
And finally a small report on the barrio realtor.
Ocean front property sold and move, one more time the OCEAN
FRONT PROPERY MALL HAS BEE SOLD AND MOVED,,so stop calling about it. Ok thanks
and have a nice barrio day.