hejola report for 04232015

Hejola report for 04232015.

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Kingsville, texas. Kingsville,tx.  Hello again I am bill diaz reporting for our barrio command post. We have been doing some remodeling here. We started by digging our own bunker. I wonder how long will it take to finish this thing con one shovel. Oh well anyhow let’s go to our barrio headline news:

Barrio math teacher fired for using bad examples.

Several barrio member get arrested for some unusually action on their part.

And finally recall on February election of elected barrio officals.

  Here are some examples of barrio folks doing some weird things, Jonah morales was  arrested late yesterday evening , when he was set off twenty homemade explosives in less than  one  weeks.  When asked what the hell was he thinking he told el constable que he liked the sound. Oh by the way he is a war veteran. In another weird case Juan sanchez was also arrested sometime last week and charged con stealing several women under wear, from his next door folks clothes line. The only problem is que juan here loves to put them on and prances around his backyard walking around wearing them ,because he told el constable que it felt good.

 

Now the proud education math teacher Mingo Might Mouse was arrest and fired from his job due to the following math problem : Problem number 5.If juanito has a 22 rifle with 20 round clip. If he misses 5 out of 8shots and shoots 10 times at each drive-by shooting , how many drive-by shootings can he attempt before he has to reload? And then there was problem number 8. if la prima is pimping two of here commadres at $25. each commadre, how many tricks will each commadre have to turn so la prima can pay for her $200-per-day crack habit? The teacher will be able to appeal his case to the board of education at a later date. 

And finally a recall campaign is going on by some barrio members claiming que many of the homless that lived at el conjunto enchanted land were substance addicts and had claimed to us here at our command post que someone had paid them $2.00 each to vote for a certain candidate at that feb. barrio election. The case is being reviewed by one of the persons that won during that election. This person who wants us to not to mention their name told us que barrio elections or vote buying might not even be illegal. It’s just part of the on going process. Pesse hejola. The group let me put the finger on you committee will appeal this elected official judgement on this matter.

Well raza there you have it for today raza I am bill diaz at our barrio war torn hood. Always remember to hug you children and your family.. have a great tejano day.