hejolia report for 04062015.
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Kingsville,tx. Hello again raza I am bill diaz con todays
award winning barrio headline news:
Three comadres arrested for fighting at barrio Easter Sunday
wedding.
Two compadres arrested for breaking cascarones and damages.
and finally this year recycle can event was successful.
This year’s los barrio youth were able to collect chingo de
recycle cans for its annual recycle can hunt. Mary Morgan Gonzales, ex -wife to
Manny Morgan, now married to La prima cousin, Henry Gonzales, this year’s
recycle can chairperson, told us que it was a very successful one, and not only
that the whole barrio was able to throw cans almost everywhere and anyplace. It
was a blast and we are looking forward to next year. The only problem some
adults were seen pitching some of them cans Saturday nite but were warned not
to by el constable cadena.
When things seem to be going smooth all hell broke loose,
that was the case of la familia martinez this yesterday Easter Sunday. Los dos
compadres had warned everybody there que el first one que breaks un cascaron on
their heads were going to hear about. well no shit , el compadre pedro didnt
take the treat serious, so he took it on his own to take the challegence del
otro primo, y ponlle con los chingagos when they got into a fight and knocked down the picnic
table, knocked all the food on the ground, they also ruined the piñata that
they had bought and broke two cases of beer. Both were arrested and taken to
jail.
And finally it seemed que las tres comadres, which all have
been married at least several times got into a fight for the bouquet when the
newly bride did its traditional toss. Once the fight stopped all three women
were arrested and charged con damaged done to the hall, wedding cake, some
table decorations, several bride maids outfits were torn and other stuff that
has not been accounted for.
Well there you have it, don’t drink if you visit your
relatives and don’t drive over there looking for trouble.
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