hejola report for 05092016

Hejolia report for 05092016

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Kingsville, TX. Now from the darken room, here is David Duran.

Heaven , Raza y como estan todos. We hope you all had a great mother’s day. And now for our award winning barrio headline headline news:

Area law enforcement agents round up 100 people,

Local homeless become more homeless,

And finally fight breaks out at clown fest 09

Yesterday afternoon at the 18^th annual clown fest, just like last year a fight broke out. The secret society for clowns met again here in the hood and just like last year a fight broke out between several clowns’ clan’s. The clown clans are different organizations of clowns throughout the hoods.

Last year’s clown fest also ended with a fight, when one clown called the other clown “clown”. So that clown asked that clown who are you calling clown, clown. Well as you might expect, that one clown hit the other clown and the rest of the clown clans jumped in, before you know says constable cadena we had a brawl between ten clowns all dressed up as clowns. Once the dust settled several of the clowns were taken in and later released on bond. The organizers of this year’s clown fest told us que there will be less beer next year. Yes, says the main clown, it never ever fails. We just need to serve less beer with them clowns.

In other news, constable cadena y with some help from the cops from across the tracks helped to remover ten homeless families from our local Chicano park. It seemed que esta gente had established residences at the park and had set up mailboxes and had about ten thousand feet of extention cord that came from across the street to provide the families with electric power.

Park officials told us que they, the ten families, needed to be moved out of the park. All the families were taken to the edge of the hood, which by the way is on the edge of the railroad tracks that divide the city, and were asked that they could move to another park, as long as it was on that side of the tracks. Up to now there has been no report nor has anyone seen or heard from these homeless families.

And finally state, local and county law enforcement agents, without the help of our local constable, raided and arrested at least 100 people on their annual lets bust some people raids. Si says the constable cadena que estos vato came, sought and found all the folks that they were looking for. It’s the second time in two years que lets bust some people raids have been held. No word has been given on the next round up.

Well raza there you have for today, hope you have a nice day and see you all later.