Hejola report for 05232016.
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Kingsville,tx. COMO ESTAN todos I am Jonathon barrio con
today’s hejola report. We have had a large number of accidents occurring here
in the hood lately. So let start off con our award winning barrio headline news
:
TWO BARRIO GUYS SERIOUSLY INJUIRED.
BARRIO EDUCATOR ARRESTED FOR BRIBERY.
And FINALLY TWO VATOS GET ARRESTED FOR BREAKING INTO A
STOLEN CAR.
It seems que the parents of juanito diaz, a junior at our
local barrio high school noticed que he was gaining so much weight and were
wondering if the high school gym class was doing him any good. Well once the
parents visited the school one afternoon, they notice que juanito was not in
class. It seems que he was paying his gym teacher, coach chris garica, for not
attending class. Coach garica was arrested and charged with bribery for
allowing students to avoid gym classes by paying him money. El constable cadena
tells us que coach will go to court next week.
Yesterday afternoon el constable was asked to check on two
VATOS que were taken home by a friend so they wouldn’t
be driving drunk from a local cantina. Well as you might expect, they were
seriously injured when their friend was hit by a 75 year old drunken driver on
their way home. All three men were rush to hospital across the tracks. Last
word we heard is que all three were doing fine.
AND finally esto two vatos who el constable cadena say stole
a car in from eastside of town and drove it over here to our side of town,
that’s Westside, were arrested here yesterday, when one of the security guys
from el ojo junior barrio private eye security 666 unit caught them trying to
break into that same car because they had locked the keys inside or thought
they had. El constable said que he found the keys in one of los vatos pockets .
Ok there you have it for today’s hejola report. I am
Jonathon barrio and have a great tejano day. Don’t be glad , just be gay
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