Hejola report for 05182016.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, tx. Hello again mi raza como estan, I am bill
diaz con today’s award winning hejolia report. But first of all what’s up with
all this rain, it just tell me we might just get that big one this year. And
now for that award winning headline news.
Fire smoke alarms drive back in the hood,
Three barrio members get honored.
And another barrio study looking for you.
El primo’s son Matthew Molina a graduate student at our
local college has asked us to ask you barrio members if anyone was interested
in a new study of obesity he is conducting. An was looking for several large
people he can test on and hoping to get a larger test groups results so his
study can mean something. So if you are a large person wanting to make a large
impact and one of the largest test groups please write to us at
cchwnn@netscape.net.
Three barrio members were honored last night at the local
bingo house on the heroic effort they did in saving the lives of several old
folks. Los tress reyes brothers, harpoon, chucon, y chingo we all honor on how
they bravely the entered a burning home and save the older couple from burning,
oh besides them ripping off a few things, the constable decided not to file
charges against them. Dang it must be good to be a crack hea!!!.
And finally, its back and our loco volunteer firefighters
will be out in the street this weekend looking for spare changes in order to
purchase smoke alarms for every barrio home. They had almost reached their goal
last year but that one party really messed it up in which they ate about 20
packs of instant popcorn.
Oh if you hadn’t realize that our locos had decided several
years ago that instant jiffy popcorn packages were being used as smoke alarms.
You see, they fiqured que if the popping don’t wake your ass up the smell would.
So if you see those vatos at the corner of your barrio street, hey go ahead and
drop a few coins and save a life.
Well there you have it folks I am bill diaz an have a great
day.
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