hejola report for 04122017

Hejola report for 04122017.

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Kingsville, tx, Como estan I am bill diaz, once again back from that long vacation our creator took and too dang lazy to write. But we are back and do we have things to report about. Now con today’s hejola barrio headline news:

Some Barrio family member prepare for terror this coming weekend.

Increase of concrete blocks and other barrio surveyor kits.

Westinghouse barrio mall update under reconstruction.

For some reasons or another many barrio members are either buying or trying to make their own underground bunkers. And in doing this an increase of concrete blocks and lots of garden tools have been sold all over the barrio on both sides of the tracks. City officials will beef up barrio inspections of such bunkers and to make sure they meet some code.

La familia garica is preparing for lots of terror this coming weekend. It’s their 30th family reunion and Easter,they have lots of their cousins y primos not well trained in the hood como son de rancho will be in town. La family is asking lots of the barrio members not to come over unless you have a case of beer and lots of guts. Porque estos son puuuro borricasso….. something like that. They have gone as far as hiring several barrio security666 forces to watch over the hood this weekend.

And finally el Westinghouse barrio mall is moving real slow in meeting its deadline in reopening its doors. It’s not in the near futures says a spoken person for the mall.

Well there you have it for today. I am bill diaz for our barrio war torn area.