Hejola report for 04032017.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, tx. Once again I am Bill Diaz con today’s award
winning barrio headline news.
Barrio vato arrested for dressing like la commadre.
Ten chickens arrested at the edge of night.
And finally some good news.
La commadre maria Gomez announced today que her little boy,
Junior, age 47 had just graduated for beauty hair dressing school from the
Westinghouse barrio mall. Now la commadre Maria says que her little boy can cut
hair with a license and has not to worry about getting arrested again. Just for
the record, her son had been arrested several times for cutting hair without
any kind of licenses and had at one time cut a man’s ear off when he moved from
the chair due to the fact que, he, junior,
the barber was being raided. Congratulations junior.
El constable cadena was called to the edge of the barrio
city limits when several folks reported que they had seen at least ten chickens
roaming around at the edge of night. When the constable got to the edge of
night, some of the chickens recognized el constable patrol car and made a run
for it. After the dust settled el constable was able to catch at least two
chickens and a duck from nowhere. The chickens were arrested and taken in for
questioning.
Yesterday el compadre Juanito de la rosa, was arrested in
front of the Westinghouse barrio mall dress la the commadre next door. What got
him arrested was not for what he stand for, but was arrested when his prima, la
commadre, noticed que he was wearing a dress she had reported stolen a few days
ago. When el constable cadena got there he did notice que he was wearing
something similar to what had been reported stolen. Charges are pending to see
if la commadre can still fit in the dress she claimed stolen.
Ok raza have a great day
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