hejola report for 04262017

Hejola report for 04262017

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Hello again, Bill Diaz con our award winning barrio headline news:

 

Three arrested con evil weed.

Barrio big plans for 4 of July on Cinco de Mayo turn out small.

And finally spring break  for monkies.

Yesterday the only school in the nation for pet monkies informed us que school was out for spring break. So if you had or have a monkey registered at that school you need to go by and pick it up or else. That was what the school administrator told us yesterday during a very exclusive interview. Yea..

Let me put the finger on you committee has layout this year’s barrio 4 of July fest will be held this cinco de mayo. The theme that was selected is “ keep it American”, has changed to ‘Let keep Mexican Americans in check”.The whole committees were excited and are going to paint the whole hood red, white, Green and blue with tax payer’s monies. The group hopes to convince the city to dish out 20 thousand gallons of paint for the hood... wow.

Yesterday evening el constable did his job by arrested three vato’s standing at the corner of third and wells for selling evil weed. This weed or evil weed was just plain lawn grass with a little mint in it and dried out a bit. The constable took a hit from one of the cigarettes they were selling and didn’t get a buzz. He told them three boys que if you going to be selling chit, might as well sell the real thing. Charges will be filed. Oh by the way el constable will keep the 3 thousand cigarettes he took from them three as evidence.

Ok raza keep it Tejano