hejola report for 04012017

Hejola report for 04012017.

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Kingsville,tx, sorry but our stock market report will not be brought to you today, I am Bill Diaz con our award winning barrio headline news:

Several senior citizens were gun down con water guns.

Two arrested for making their own homemade fireworks.

And finally, la commadre has twins at the age of 67.

La commadre Maria Maria Maria, give birth to another set of twins this week. La commadre has 10 sets of twins already, along con with her 8 other children and 10 more from her previous marriage. After interviewing her she told this reporter que thank god she didn’t throw all her baby clothing away. Her husband, run down Manuel Soto told us que now he has completed his softball team, soccer team, beach volley ball  team, and a bunch of other sport he always wanted.

Yesterday afternoon along con the constable and his barrio task force 666, and law dogs from across the tracks arrested los Garcia Brothers for having a large number of gun powder and so highly risky explosives. When asked what they expected to do with this dangerous stuff, they said que they were going to make their own fourthof july firework stand. Both were arrested and charged con some serious shit and recovered all that stuff before they blow the hood.

Yesterday afternoon marked one of the darkest days in the hood when 17 barrio senior citizens were gun down but a group of brown necks, rednecks, yellow necks by water them down as the marched towards the free meal center. Yes says el constable que this old folks were all watered down and some fell on the ground and others fell onto the city street and were avoiding to get hit by passing cars. Several young men and women were surrounded up for questioning but no charges have been filed.

Ok redneck, yellow neck, green teeth , have a great day.