hejola report for 03292017

hejola report for 03292017.

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Kingsville, TX hello raza como estan, I am Bill Diaz, sitting here smelling  burned popcorn. But for now let us get to our award winning barrio headline news:

Barrio bank drive thru held up but failed.

Ten one handed men rounded up.

And finally a few one legged men turned themselves in.

After a few confused press releases, el constable rounded up a few one legged men instead of one arm men who was accused of holding up the barrio drive thru bank. After it was exampled that it was a man that left his arm behind, all the one legged men were released for the expectation of one man who the constable informed him that he had found his plastic leg he had lost a few years ago, but no one had ever claimed it.

Today el constable and the fed guys rounded up at least ten men with one hand in the hood. After investigating each one handed person, none match the description that the bank teller descried during the hold up or the hand left behind.

And finally, Yesterday afternoon around 5 p.m. several men drove thru the only barrio bank drive thru and forced them thru the small window and held the place up. The report actually states the man hand went through the small window pointing a gun and demands all the money. The cashier decided to take the matter into their own hands and she shut the small window on the man’s hand. As he tried to leave he pulled his hand out and left it behind. The constable is looking for a man that has just lost his hand. If you know of anyone that has lost his hand recently please contact us.

That Is it raza have a great Tejano day.