hejola report for 03142017

Hejola report for 03142017.

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Kingsville, Texas. Hello again mi Raza I am Maria la Bandia con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Trumpas liar liar pants on fire.

Barrio recycles vato buying used Micro waves to install instant cameras for your family pictures.

And finally barrio being asked to be more American.

Yesterday several odd members of the hood were very mad at the whole world, especially due to the fact que they weren’t being real Americans. You see says Henry Pott a gringo resident of the hood said that he was so disappointed with his barrio que they weren’t been as American as they can be! Look to be a real American you folks need to eat more Spam and bread! And stay away from them tortilla and beans. It’s make you folks fat and ugly. He said you can always tell who’s on food stamps around here (oh by the way Henry weight 450).

Wow you want to buy a great bargain will lets come on over to Beto’s used stuff and let him fix your micro wave and turn it into an instant camera for your enjoyment. Yes Raza,the new trend in the hood and promises you the best pictures ever taken by pressing the button that says smile! It’s a very simple process you either buy one of his micro waves or chit bring your own and will be converted into that wonderful camera you wanted all your freaking life at a very small cost of $350. Oh by the way no monopoly money is being accepted!

Well he did it again mi Raza Trumpas promised que he would donated his cheque to the poor and not so poor told this report que to hell con the poor and not so poor and was going to keep his payroll check and not donated like he promised. Look he said them folks and my check won’t do anyone any good anyhow. The annual salary the barrio leader earns is less than $20.oo a month. Sorry suckers...

Ok raza like the old man in shoe once said you aren’t chit if you ain’t got chit.