hejola report for 03282017

hejolia report / paris del helles for 03282017.

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Kingsville, Texas. Once again raza I am Bill Diaz, con Today is a very special day for us. Starting today we will include PARIS DEL HELLES DAILY from our news correspondent Francisco Delgado De Gaulle.

Well it’s that time again, now for the headline news for today:

Vato staggering along third and wells, local residents call constables office.

Homeless family asked to move, no camping allowed inside the city barrio limits.

La commadre de la commadre hit by truck.

And finally from our French correspondent Francisco Delgado del Gaulle, with the story que a man alleged that a storeowner threatened him with a weapon.

Last night los vatos locos volunteer firefighters were called on an 811 call. Its seems que la commadre Old Susana, call 811 after her commadre GIGI got hit by a passing truck while she stood in the middle of the street. Before the vatos could get there it seems que la commadre managed to get up and she got her self-checked into the hospital. But before constable cadena could get there to the hospital , it seems que la commadre had already checked herself out of the hospital. The constable report stated que the truck was not damage.

Earlier this morning a barrio resident living somewhere along third and wells call the constable cadena office wanting to report que a vato had just passed her home and he seemed to be staggering. Once the constable got there it seems que he had already spoken to this dude twice this evening. Constable cadena stated que he had already determined que esta vato was not intoxicated, pero loco.

And a police unit from across the tracks, stopped an inspected a car that was parked in a no parking zone somewhere along third and wells. It seems que this people were napping in their car on third and wells street. Well somehow this car somehow qualified as a campers the police report indicated. And since this side of town had already pass a new municipal code, outlawing no camping in the hood. The people were asked to move on or be towed off and taken to jail.

Now from Paris France here is Francisco Delgado del Gaulle, (for translation visit bing translations)

Bonjour le raza de mille, hier à notre magasin faisant le coin, police de Paris se sont appelés pour interroger le propriétaire du magasin qui a allégué tiré un pistolet sur un client. Le que par propriétaire du magasin que le client n’a pas voulu laisser un client féminin seul. Après lui avoir demandé plusieurs fois, j’ai dû tirer le pistolet hors de ai dit le propriétaire du magasin, et dis ce client de partir. La police ne classera pas des frais contre le propriétaire du magasin, mais a été donnée une amende pour ne pas avoir une tenir compte d’elle. De nouveau à vous Bill!

Thank you Francisco. Well there you have it for today, I am bill diaz, and have a great day.