hejola report for 01232019

Hejola report for 01232019.

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Kingsville, Texas.hello I am Johnnie  el Quemon con today’s award winning barrio headline news.

Pancho masters the English language.

Barrio leaders can’t understand Murphy’s Law.

And finally some darn good news.

Today is a very important day for many barrio cat owners. They had been told that the city leaders including barrio leaders all agreed that a person in a household can only own a total of 15 cats. So if you have a very large family and each person in that family can owe up to 15 cats. So please make sure that if the animal control comes by your home and tries to remove your cats tell them to read the memo dated 01252001.

Juan Moore was accused of using a word that offended many people at the barrio town meeting. He wanted to explain to the barrio leaders that patching pot holes and not fixing the streets would sooner or late go wrong and would be cheaper to just close down the streets that can’t really be fixed. He point out that Murphy’s Law, would eventually kick in plus the leaders told him that they weren’t worried about then hoes’ anyhow, but in the end   Barrio leaders asked him to leave the meeting.

Yesterday afternoon el senor Pancho Pancho Pancho was so excited que he finally realized he had all wrong. You see Pancho for the longest time had it out for Presbyterians especially having their own cross walk. But after a few years studying English and the terms of words he realized que he had the word PEDESTRIAN mixed up with the word PRESBYTERIAN. Way to go Pancho.

Have a great Tejano day.