hejola report for 01282019

Hejola report for 01282019.

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Kingsville,Texas. Hello raza I am General Fideo Vermicelli con todays award winning barrio headline news;

Barrio drag queens increased in 2018.

Ten men and ten chickens arrested at the corner of third and wells.

And finally so darn good news.

Barrio elections this coming year has produce lots of barrio members wanting to run for office and get paid for holding that office. What better income are there, full benefits, no more food stamps, car allowances, office space, cell phone, copy machine, computer and lab top, my god where do I sign up?

El constable Cadena tells us que the last few weeks a group of grown men and some of their chickens have been protesting the proposed city law that would require all chicken owners in hood to register their pet ( in this case chickens) and to make sure that their chicken chit is disposed in a proper way. Look if cats and dogs and sheep owners are required to sign up pets, why not other pet’s says el constable. The barrio will vote on this matter this coming 2033.

The owner of two tons of fun the only Tejano gay bar has may us aware that there was a 35 percent increase on drag queens compared to previous years. Lil Java tells us que she is real excited about this due to the fact que it brings in more customers and more revenue to the bar and the barrio in general. Look says Lil Java, these queens need to eat, buy makeup and clothing, footwear and so on, so all and all the whole hood benefits. As a matter of fact we are planning on adding an extra room to our bar for a clothing salon, where you can shop and drink at the same time.

Whatever you do raza don’t write or sing about your mama.