Hejola report special edition, 02012019.
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Kingsville,tx. Hello I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning
barrio headline news:
Barrio lifts the ban on more than six sex toys per family.
Protest continue?
And now some darn good news.
Some members of hood are on a upraise due to the
comments made by one of our barrio leaders tell folks that when you work hard
and pay your bills on time, life is so much better. But it seems that many in
hood felt that they were being pressured by our barrio leaders on how to live
their life’s regardless if you pay bill or not. The good news is that barrio
leaders are trying real hard keeping the hood in the debt free. The hood has
always believe que if you don’t have debt than you don’t have anything. The sad
part about this comment is if you have debt and don’t have anything, than there
the problem.
A group of anti-everything were asked to leave the corner of
third and wells after a few weeks of protesting. The group do not have a name
nor a person in charge they just get together and protest things on a daily
bases. El constable tried to see what their real beef was but none of them were
real sure what it was, nor willing to tell us what the beef was, one member of
the group who was able to put more than five words together told us “so what
it’s my right”, and left at that. A permit is going to be required now that
this group has demonstrated that anyone or anything can protest regardless what
it is or what it not. The permit will cost $100 per person of a group. Please
note only applies to persons that cannot put more than five words together.
Yesterday el ojo barrio private and justice of the peace lift
the ban on sex toys that had been passed back in 1998, when our friend and
leader of the group “ let me put the finger on you committee”, who by is
married to our prima Norma Vela, was able to convince barrio leaders to put the
ban on sex toys in every household. Russell Rufus Redneck told us yesterday now
that his much older doesn’t recall such action by his group and now he wonders
if he such action was actually true. Anyhow happy days are back again.
Ok raza we predicted that come next December the hood
population will increase by 20 percent. Have a great day, and hug a Tejano.
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