hejola report for 09112019

Hejolia report for 09112019.

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Kingsville,texas. Hello again and let us take a few seconds to pray for the ones that lost their lives during the 911 attack……

And now are award winning barrio headline news;

Barrio church members volunteer!

He or she!

Happy face feyo!

Barrio homes on the rise!

Barrio church members volunteer;

Beginning this month, about one dozen people from the hood will be meeting every Sunday morning at 6 a.m. on a mission to scrub down, one by one, the barrio grungiest public rest rooms. "By 7:30," according to this reporter who witnessed an outing in August, the team had left behind a "gleaming public toilet, looking as good as the day it was installed." Explained the hygiene- intense Maria Luna (during the week, a computer programmer), the mission is "for our own good" -- work that leader el compadre god is good, compares to the training that receive to find peace on his on line church. (In fact, to fulfill the group's motto, "Clean thyself by cleaning cubicles," the scouring must be done with bare hands.) A squad supporter spoke of a sad, growing apprehension that the younger generation no longer shares the cultural conviction that rest rooms should always be clean and safe.

He or she?

Colleagues were stunned at the constable office when el constable suddenly appeared at work wearing a little black dress and a red wig and declaring that he had begun hormone therapy and wanted to be called Maria Paz. As co-workers accommodated his wishes (which did not seem so unusual in contemporary professional society), Mari (el constable cadena) began to have second thoughts, and by July had blamed his conversion on "transient global amnesia," brought on by marital difficulties, and had returned to work as El constable Cadena. Apparently the primary lingering effect is that he must still deal with Dawn's hormone-induced breasts. Hey Mr. Chichon!

Happy face, feyo!

Researchers at the University of El Barrio have developed a mirror that makes a person appear happy even when not. A built-in camera tracks facial features in real time, then tweaks the image to turn up the corners of the mouth and to create the beginnings of a smile in the eyes. Of what practical use would such a mirror be? One barrio researcher, believe that happy-face mirrors in retail stores would improve shoppers' dispositions and lead to more sales.

Barrio home sales on the rise!

A home ownership boom at our Westside has led to heavily attended housing fairs, in which builders compete zealously to sell their homes, leading to offbeat schemes to draw attention. Among the latest, according to El Danny Boy home builder, has gone as far as dresses female models in bare-backed evening wear, with sample floor plans and other housing information painted onto their skin, and sends them wandering through the crowds. One home buyer said to hell with this home, how much for the dress!

Ok raza have a great day.