hejola report for 09122019

Hejola  report for 09122019.

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Kingsville, texas. Hello again I am Bill diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news;

I wont do that if I didn’t;

Los vato loco’s firefighters had to break a car window, against the owner's wishes, to rescue her 42 year old son, whom she had accidentally locked inside along with the key. The kid had been sweltering for more than 20 minutes when Ole Susan Garza, 62 (who was later charged with reckless endangerment), implored firefighters to let her go home and get a spare key so they wouldn't have to damage her 1978 Ford whatever. (For grow children on an 88-degree day, 20 minutes inside is dangerous, according to one of the loca’sfirefighters.)

Primo don’t need rehab just his butt kick:

El primo Glenn A. Wallace Reyes, 21,( one of the few gringio looking vato) upon being sentenced 99 days in barrio jail as a habitual criminal (after rejecting a plea bargain that would have meant a 15 days sentence): "There's things I choose to do, like, if I go in a store and choose to take a Snickers bar, if you catch me, you catch me. If not, I'm going to go home and eat it up and go on about my business, dog." And then there is La Commadre Luz, 68, who was indicted for the June jealous-rage fatal shooting her former boyfriend, age 85, at the only barrio  senior citizens' home and who told police upon her arrest, "I did it, and I'd do it again!"

Increase of barrio women in sports;

Now that the barrio has a new putt putt grounds named “ putt  putt your head away” have reported that 85 percent of the new members are females, that play during the midnight hours. The new ground is open 24 hours a day and it seems that these women have not big problems putting away in their home made G-strings..

In another sport that  seems a large number of commadres have been reported on "Rosa Rosa" and the Cholitas del barrio wreslting club , who are female wrestlers who toss each other around the ring, wearing bowler hats, shawls and multilayered skirts, are hoping to be part of a Mexican- style pro wrestling circuit real soon.

Barrio doctors busy this pasted few days;

It seems that being a doctor in the hood can bring in a lot different emergencies. First of all the 911 vato loco’s volunteers along con el barrio doctor were called somewhere beyond third and Wells street to release a barrio crack head that got stuck in a narrow, hollow opening in a tree and couldn’t get it! It took them almost two hours and a few ropes to free that person. In addition to all this the barrio doctor had to use some bolt cutters to remove a large plastic mayonnaise jar from another crack head head!

Ok raza keep your chit together or get your shit kicked!