hejola report for 10012019

Hejola report for 10052019

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Kingsville,Texas. hello how are we doing I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news.

Vato locos volunteer fire fighters hold monthly smoke alarm drive,

Two tejano’s, file a lawsuit against the only gay Tejano bar.

And finally two tons of fun force to apply new rules.

And now some darn good news.

It was announced that the Westinghouse barrio mall will allow men and women and children and your pets to come dress in your Halloween outfits 10 days sooner and will be allowed to walk around the mall inside and outside collecting candies and tin cans. Oh yea bring it on.

Two want to be tejanos, who by the way work at a nearby office have filed a law suit against the only Tejano gay “two tons of fun” over the ability to identify who is male or female at that bar. You know you get tired of asking a woman to dance and turn out to be another man says one of the want to be Tejano over the weekend. He also said how in the world can you slow dance with that? The two want to be Tejano’s are Juan Guerra Williams and his want to be wife Maria Williams Lopez Garza Munoz. The law suit will be discussed at the next court date set for August 12, 2033.

Starting this weekend los vatos loco volunteer firefights will have their monthly fire alarm drive. Estos vatos will be standing at the corner of third and well collecting money to buy instant popcorn packets to give to hood members as fire alarms. Our goal says one of los locos is to purchase at least three boxes this month. Our motto is If the popping don’t wake you up, the popcorn smell will.

And finally, Yesterday the only Tejano gay bar in the nation “two tons of fun” announced that they will be enforcing new bathroom and makeup standards for its remodel bar. Le Plu, the new manager told us que they were going to make the bar more attractive to tejano’s and not so much for you know who? So we are going to require that all  men and women must register at the door and be given an arm bracelet to make sure we know if they are men or women. Furthermore they are asking their old customers not to wear so much makeup, in order to determine what sex they really are. Le Plu tells us that they are doing their very best to keep everyone happy and hope to beat that lawsuit coming in the future. So let’s keep it clean and Puro bajo-thumpin',  vato Stacy-stompin', barrio grito-yellin', la commadre tripa-chewin', y slow taquachito-dancin' CONJUNTO MUSIC! Oh yea..

Ok thanks to all la raza and the real tejanos don’t wear their hats inside the place.