Hejola report for 10312016../10302019
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello raza como esta. I am bill diaz con take
that mask off baby. Now for our award
Winning barrio headline news:
Few tejanos say we are smarter than that, tamale hater.
Barrio zombies not funny, says el constable cadena.
And finally trick or treat commadres.
El compadre Henry Garcia was arrested this morning for having
his wife locked up in family bathroom for at least three days. His excuse
was que when Halloween comes around she wants to walk around in her kinky
outfit that he bought her ten years ago. El compadre was charged and released.
Yesterday evening el constable cadena had a press hearing to
explain que there are some real looking zombies living in the hood and that
many residents should take this seriously. He told the group of reporters and
on lookers que you all should keep your doors locked and windows shut between
The hours of 8a.m. to 5p.m. after that they folks won’t have a place to park
their cars.. one of the unlooked asked the constable if he was on drugs..pesse
hejola.
Yesterday at the last confrontation debate between “esta vato
loco” vs. Russell Rufus Redneck, a bunch of Tejano questioned Russell when he
told the group que his quest was still to establish a law not to allow barrio
members to make homemade tamales but supported the idea that only private owned
companies should market them, period. This drew lots of negative comments from
most of the Tejanos attending the debate. One Tejano was quoted in saying esta
vato esta loco. The meeting ended sooner than later when a few tejanos want to
kick Russell ass out of the hood. No charges nor complaints were filed against
them tejanos. Pincah tamale hater..
Ok raza be careful and be wish.
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