barrio stock market report for 11022012

barrio stock market report for 12022012.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx . Now from our command post here in sunny downtown Kingsville, here is urbano yosabatodo..Hello big spenders how are we today.  Well it’s Friday and paid day for many. Of course those that are expecting a check due to some other reason, just hang in there, it’s in the mail.  I always have problem on payday. Just don’t know how to save money…. Shoot man there ain’t never enough money to save? But things are looking much better. Now for that award winning barrio stock market report :

Los taquitos have had a jump start here lately. We noticed a sign que said two taquitos and a cup of coffee for $2.25. Now that a slight jump on price, but all indicators show que los taquitos will not go up on price till next year. For some reason taquitos do not go up on price during the holidays. Huh taquitos ended the week at  $1.85 each, coffee is extra.

Los tamales are a different story. Los tamales do go up and down on price during the holidays. At the present time tamales are going for $5.00 a dozen and are expected to go up to $6.00 for the holidays.  But several tamales brokers are a bit worried because the hood, well our side of the tracks are think on passing that city law were folks couldn’t make tamales at home. That is still pending. Here we go again con “el tamale war of 1997”

Las empanadas have remain kind of stable since this past. In  March  they to a jump from .69 cent each to .89cents each.  I promise we will never ever again see them at four for a dollar. Never again.

Now for that market that we can’t say, has been really unstable.  Since the raid at los primos bar and grill and the cops finding at least twenty pounds of weed, it has been kind of hard to locate any at a reasonable price.  But there are always those folks that are willing to take the chance and providing all those who need it for medication. A twenty kind of still looks like a twenty.  I don’t know , I have been told

Las tortillas ended the week stable but steady going up, ended the week at $1.59 a package

La barbacoba de cabeza ended the week at $6.00 a pound.

And finally cheap beer. Several years ago , esta pincha vato from somewhere in Dallas was complaining que beer was too expensive at bars. So we did and still do recommend that you buy a twelve pack of the cheap beer and a drink several at home before you go out. Then jump on that car, que you are still paying on and stick your head out the window and drive at about 75 mph. now we do guarantee que you will have a buzz before you get to the bar. Now the new hairstyle you got is free. Cheap beer remains stable at $3.65 a six-pack.

 

Ok raza got to go and  have fun this weekend and if you do go out don’t take all your money because that payment is more important que esta party con el shortly…

 I am urbano yosabatodo: “if you can’t eat it don’t buy it”…

hejola report for 11012012

 

 

Hejola report for 11012012.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, tx. Hello and I am  David Duran con today’s after Halloween report. Now for our award winning barrio

Headline news:

Chingos de commadres participant in this year’s mas willa contest for Halloween.

Ten arrested at street Halloween dance.

And finally el constable rounds up all the trouble makers from the past right before adults started trick or treat.

Yes el constable took it on his own to round up the regular folks that get bust every year for trying to molest grown women. He felt que if he had the majority de estos ways locked up it would make the rest of the night mucho easier. And no chit it did. Well besides the ones he couldn’t find or left town.

El constable has not determined how and when all the fighting began during last night street Halloween dance. But he knows for sure que at least ten persons were arrested, along con ten dogs, three cats, two pigs, five pigeons, twelve turkeys’ and two taquchas. He told this reporter que them boys and girls and their pets are in a lot of trouble.

It seems que ever commadre in the hood wanted to win this honorable award and cash bonus of $10000 pesos.  So the directors of this year’s program announced que over 5o commadres signed up, went great besides a few things that happen but that didn’t stop las 50 commadres living their dreams, by demonstrating homemade Halloween outfits. This year’s winner of the award and the cash price went to la commadre Mikey Wilson Gonzales. She showed up almost not wearing anything but a small bra and maybe was once a tong.. she was very excited and congratulations commadre. Oh by the way la commadre was also the heaviest contestant, weighting at 285 pounds.

 

Ok raza hope you have a great time and take care turkey day just around the corner.

hejola report for 10312012

 

 

Hejola report for 10312012.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Hello raza como esta. I am bill diaz con take that mask off baby. Now for our award

Winning barrio headline news:

Few tejanos say we are smarter than that, tamale hater.

Barrio zombies not funny, says el constable cadena.

And finally trick or treat commadres.

El compadre Henry Garcia was arrested this morning for having his wife locked up in family                                                                                bathroom for at least three days. His excuse was que when Halloween comes around she wants                                                                                   to walk around in her kinky outfit that he bought her ten years ago. El compadre was charged and released.

Yesterday evening el constable cadena had a press hearing to explain que there are some real looking zombies living in the hood and that many residents should take this seriously. He told the group of reporters and on lookers que you all should keep your doors locked and windows shut between The hours of 8a.m. to 5p.m. after that they folks won’t have a place to park their cars.. one of the unlooked asked the constable if he was on drugs..pesse hejola.

Yesterday at the last confrontation debate between “esta vato loco” vs. Russell Rufus Redneck, a bunch of Tejano questioned Russell when he told the group que his quest was still to establish a law not to allow barrio members to make homemade tamales but supported the idea that only private owned companies should market them, period. This drew lots of negative comments from most of the Tejanos attending the debate. One Tejano was quoted in saying esta vato esta loco. The meeting ended sooner than later when a few tejanos want to kick Russell ass out of the hood. No charges nor complaints were filed against them tejanos.

Ok raza be careful and be wish.

westinghouse barrio mall newsletter for 10302012

Westinghouse barrio mall newsletters for 10302012.

Cchwnn.

 

(Mysterious voice) now here is Gloria Guerra:

 

Kingsville,texas. Thank you again, mi raza Como estan todos? Well its 24 hours from now and we are already geared up for this festival here at the Westinghouse barrio mall. We lots of things to cover today, so let’s get right to it.

 

First of all let’s go to our new and improved CONJUNTO DANCE LAND con our own conjunto correspondent, that guy que like to dance taqucha style Johnnie el Quemon.

 

Hello again raza, I am Johnnie, standing in front of our new and improved conjunto dance land. Starting tomorrow will be the start of our long weekend puro bailes and party. Here is the great line up for this week and weekend.:

 

THURSDAY NIGHT:

 

3:00pm to 5:00pm> EL CONJUNTO DE MARTHA GARZA.

 

6:00pm to 8:00pm>. el LEFT PATCH ZORRIO Y LOS ZOMBIES  DE LA JOYA, TX.

 

9:00pm to 11:00pm> GLORIA big mama BIGGER Y SU BIG MAMA biggers.

 

FRIDAY NIGHT :

 

6:pm to 8:0pm> la movida de Federico hinojosa de Laredo, tex.

 

9:00pm to 11:00pm> Bucky Lopez from grupo 'Los tejano bucks'.

 

SATURDAY ALL DAY:

 

12:00pm to 2pm> Los crazy dudes from NY, NY.

 

3:00pm to 5:pm> Harrycore Ramirez del group hardcore Mary u su conjunto de                  

       corpitos./

 

7:00pm to 9:00pm > Janie y Las Masotas.

 

10:00pm to 12:00am> Siloma Griffin ruelas del group siloma del valle.

 

And finally Sunday afternoon :

 

2:00pm to 4:00pm> DON PEDRO “el pelon cara de nopal”.

 

6:00pm to 8:00pm> Cristina y los Cream Puffs.

 

 Si raza as you can see we have a heck of a line up, so have a nice day and make sure that if you are drinking do drive, the county, the city and the state needs the money and now back to gloria.

 

Ok thanks Johnnie. Ok raza, now lets go to our CONA LOZANO CASH AND CARRY SPORTS COMPLEX, with an update, with our own sports guy FRANKIE TUXEDO ZUNIGA.

 

Si gloria I am frankie standing here in front of our sports complex. We are still accept teams for this year’s “2012 EL TAQUCHA FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPIONSHIP TO BE HELD IN TWO WEEKS.  So make sure an email your team names: cchwnn@netscape.net. Now back to Gloria.

 

Ok thanks Frankie, now let’s go to our main stage here at the mall and lets go to mr turkey our mall mascot.

 

Mr. Turkey: gobble goblle goblele al eoathl e.

 

Ok thank mr turkey, oh he said that this weekend we have lots and lots of cheap ass things for sale here at the mall and make sure and lay a way for that Christmas day.

 

Ok raza I am Gloria Guerra have a great holiday.

hejola report for 10292012

Hejola report for 11292012.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Hello raza I am bill diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news;

More good news adds to the old bad news.

Sock dance schedule for this weekend.

And finally winter baseball brings out the same bull chitter.

Yesterday  at one of our young baseball game a group of unsportmanship parents and coaches were allowed to enter this year baseball classic, in the past this same parents and team members had been barred from coming over to our side of the tracks to play ball. But after a few inns that seems to be going well an umpire made a good call but against estos ways. After 30minutes  of complainting about calls and pitches and far and foul balls, the baseball committee agree to give this a- holes their entre fee back and told them to get the hell out this park and don’t look back until the door hits on the way out. no charges will be filed.

El centro for old chicanos will be holding their annual sock dance at the same location they have held it for the last 30 years. But this year a few rules have been changed, one was que you will have be at least 67 years old to get in and you must be able to dance a few songs, or you will asked to leave the hall.

Yesterday la senoria Mary Perez was awarded $1000 from a contest she entered. After her name was posted inside our barrio newspaper of when and why the award was going to be given to her. That’s the good news, now the bad news. When she showed up to the award center, almost all her 250 relatives and some she hadn’t seen in years showed up to see if they were going to be given of the piece of the award, very disapppointed on the results when it was announced que she was only going to get $15 and some changes due to the fact que she owned money to the government. Mary told us que she was glad to have won the award and now owes less that she did.

 

Ok raza play ball and have fun.

barrio stock market report for 10262012

BARRIO STOCK MARKET REPORT CON URBANO YOSABATODO.

10262012.

 

ONCE again here is urbano, como estan todos mi big spenders? While other stock exchanges and dealers are free to trade con those listed stocks, in practice, brokerage firms route most of their orders to that other exchange. But for best execution at the best price here en el barrio, our barrio stock market has been rated number one by some big ass spenders here in the hood.

 

As the data throughout this section shows, the barrio stock market  continually provides the best prices, the most liquidity, the lowest trading costs, the lowest volatility and excellent transaction speed and certainty in our hood, how about yours?

 

Lets now go to our award winning barrio stock market report:

 

Los taquitos:

 

La familia Gonzales owners of las tortillas del hood announced a  jointly  efforts to strengthen making of taquitos and will improve its research analysts and initial public offerings. These initiatives are in support of a new joint regulatory initiative among the still existing taco stands  and those that make taquitos at home. El barrio Exchange Commission has  address these critical areas before. Los taquitos were down this week at $1.10 each and coffee is extra.

 

Los tamales:

 

This week it was announced by our own barrio tamale broker manuel Gonzales que we will be seeing some major changes inside el tamale world. With the decrease of corn leaves and a mild summer their should really be no major concerning  this matter. Los tamales ended the week at $5.50 a dozen a bit higher than a few weeks ago.

 

Las empanadas:

 

El barrio community gardens will hold its annual barrio meeting at our community center this weekend to discuss this winters cropies and how much our their products will be used this coming xmas and new years. Its easy to say que they the makers of las empanadas are willing to use our product but  are they willing to pay the price. Las empandas  are more filling than before which was a great victory for los barrio consumers. Las empanadas ended the week at all high $.65 cents each.

 

La barbacoa de cabazea:

 

Well since the creation of several llama farms and the increase of feral hogs, many barrio farmers had dropped their concerns con esa mad hog and cow diseases muchos de los barrio members have really cut down on eating barbacoa de cabazea.  La barbacoa ended the week at an all time high of $6.50 a lbs.

 

Las tortillas:

 

Wow man have you seen the price of this circular produce. My god tortillas have gone up so high on price que many are wondering if the modern chicana is going back to the old days of making their own tortillas at home. Las tortillas ended the week at all time high of $1.35 a dozen. Pesse hejola.

 

Cheap beer:

 

Well since football season is back and los cowboys have been winning some games muchos store owners tell us que they are selling beer likes its going out of style. Cheap beer ended the week at $2.99 a six pack.

 

 

Well raza there you have it for today, I am urbano yosabatodo. Have a great tejano day.

hejola report for 10252012

Hejola report for 10252012.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Hello again raza how are we today I am bill diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news. For those that don’t understand us please don’t try. Now for that headline news:

Barrio store owner fakes robbery.

Barrio man falls two floors and only breaks two legs.

And finally barrio man busted con chingos de grass.

After a routine traffic stop, alma flores was arrested late Saturday nite and seized about 35 pounds of marijuana from her car, after she for some reason was unable to avoid crashing into the constable cruiser, which he had blocked the single lane street while investigating an accident at the corner of third and wells. Charges will be filed this morning.

It seems que little David little was trying to break into his friend apartment by climbing on to second floor balcony but slip and flew on his head. By the time los vatos locos volunteer fire fighters got to the scene, the real ambulance had already taken little to a hospital across the track. It just so happen que he broke both legs,Charges will be filed against mr.little for trespassing and robbery and extra fee’s for the ambulance and county and city sub charges. Chinga.

And finally,Yesterday morning el senor pedro Gomez owner of Gomez bakery got one of  his friend ben diaz to beat him  up and steal $5000, from him. It was all a fake says el constable cadena who arrived at the scene of the crime. When the constable was searching the area he noticed that the store had a survival video. After the constable reviewed the film it was determine que el senor Gomez y el senor diaz had all entered the store together and noticed how Gomez had assisted diaz con the money. Charges are pending for these two men.

Well there you have and make sure to submit your mascot name to us as soon as possible. I am bill diaz.