Hejola
report for 11012012.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,
tx. Hello and I am David Duran con
today’s after Halloween report. Now for our award winning barrio
Headline
news:
Chingos de
commadres participant in this year’s mas willa contest for Halloween.
Ten arrested
at street Halloween dance.
And finally el
constable rounds up all the trouble makers from the past right before adults started
trick or treat.
Yes el
constable took it on his own to round up the regular folks that get bust every
year for trying to molest grown women. He felt que if he had the majority de
estos ways locked up it would make the rest of the night mucho easier. And no
chit it did. Well besides the ones he couldn’t find or left town.
El constable
has not determined how and when all the fighting began during last night street
Halloween dance. But he knows for sure que at least ten persons were arrested,
along con ten dogs, three cats, two pigs, five pigeons, twelve turkeys’ and two
taquchas. He told this reporter que them boys and girls and their pets are in a
lot of trouble.
It seems que
ever commadre in the hood wanted to win this honorable award and cash bonus of
$10000 pesos. So the directors of this
year’s program announced que over 5o commadres signed up, went great besides a
few things that happen but that didn’t stop las 50 commadres living their
dreams, by demonstrating homemade Halloween outfits. This year’s winner of the
award and the cash price went to la commadre Mikey Wilson Gonzales. She showed
up almost not wearing anything but a small bra and maybe was once a tong.. she
was very excited and congratulations commadre. Oh by the way la commadre was
also the heaviest contestant, weighting at 285 pounds.
Ok raza hope
you have a great time and take care turkey day just around the corner.
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