hejola report for 11052012

Hejola report for 11052012.

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Kingsville,tx. Hello raza como estan I am  Vernoica la lesbian con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Barrio auction on line, block our account.

Ten chickens found unclaimed at city pound auction.

And finally don’t forget to vote.

Last night was the last debate between ‘ESTA VATO LOCO VS. RUSSELL RUFUS REDNECK, both running for the same city position. Each candidate made their last ditch for votes. Mr Redneck reminded everyone que we are facing a new world of things and it’s time to make sure que we the people don’t let the people make tamales at home anymore due to the lack of health regulations, and avoid high medical bills once you get food poisoning.  On the side ESTA VATO LOCO, told the hand full of athletic supporters que he still believe in the American dream y que a vote for him was a vote for tamales to be made at home without any local regulations. In additions he problems to cut down on the number of taquchas that folks have encounter this past few years, yes I problems to give every family in the barrio a few taqucha trap and  a sure every one que we can get that job done.             Don’t forget to vote..

Yesterday the city pound decided que it was time to auction off some of the farm animals, pets and other interesting species that no one had claimed in two years. We just don’t have room any more for some of these animals. We were very lucky and purchased at least 10 chickens that looked familiar. We hope to cook them and sell chicken barbeque plates in order to buy those used shoes my commadre Gonzales has on her back porch.

And finally, la commadre Irma Gonzales decided to open an on line auction for used stuff you might have and want to sell. After a few persons decided to go along were very disappointed with the used merchandize found for sale, suchas but not limited : tamales, 5 year old fruits cakes, used shoes, dresses, pictures of old movie stars and more and other very used stuff. We asked la commadre if all the stuff she was auction was news, she responded by saying “ well almost”. We were block from going on there. Oh well, says this reporter, we been run off from better garage sales sites.

 

Ok raza time to go. Have a great American dream and stand by your feet and raise your hands to ask a question.