hejola report for 11202012

 

 

 

Hejola report for 11202012.

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Kingsville,tx. Hello raza I am David Duran, bill is on vacation, con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Barrio mall climbs tree in standoff for the days.

Barrio sancho clause permits up this year.

And finally, barrio turkey farm avoids the hood.

The last few years somehow and some where the barrio turkey farm use to drive its turkey truck through the hood in order to get them turkeys to market. But in those two years at least 350 turkeys have managed to escape their slaughter and made a run for it. This year, the constable and county and city and state officials have promise the turkey farm owner que all them turkeys will make it to market con the police escort it will provide. El constable told us que those animal advocates won’t disrupt this year thanksgiving like years before, I promise and cross my heart to die. Yea right.  

It seem that the economic is on an upswing compared to last year says el senor carlos Valdez the barrio city tax collector. He told us que sancho clause permits were up at least by 25 compared to last year. What that means says carlos is que we are going to have more barrio persons walking around the hood dress like santa clause taking xmas pictures, yea the ones you want to remember twenty years from now.  Yet, carlos did warn us to warn you que not all sancho clause have permits in hood , so you need to be very cautious with which sancho you go to.

El constable cadena y su barrio task force surround Pancho Lopez this pasted Saturday morning, who was wanted for stealing and much other stuff made a run for it and climbed the oldest tree in hood. After several days of trying to persuade him to come down, he finally surrendered yesterday. By the way el senor Mario Munoz the owner of the tree is thinking of suing the county and the constable’s office for damages done to his front lawn and the oldest tree, where several old branches were cut and haul off without his permission.

Ok raza have a great Tejano day, and remember que we don’t do shit half ass.