hejola report for 11062012

Hejola report for 11062012.

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Kingsville,tx. Now from our election center in the hood here is our own political advisor el general vedio vermicelli

 

Another relative gives away personal items returns from the dead.

 A history lesson about thanksgiving for some barrio folks.

And finally, a fight breaks out better two candidates wives.

This morning at the voting centers it just so happen que both barrio candidates showed up at the same time to cast their vote. But while standing in line the wife of RUSSELL RUFUS REDNECK, La prima Carmen ocha redneck gave “ ESTA VATO LOCO” wife Debra, so what of a dirty look, and Debra asked La prima what are you looking at four eyes. That’s when Carmen took a swing at Debra who ducked and la prima hit the woman standing behind her. So after that the whole place starting fighting, slapping, swing, hugging, choking, bitching, kicking and even spitting at each other. After the dust settled el constable was forced to arrest both women and a few chickens, turkeys and few ducks that had showed up to vote.

In other news, The residents of the corner of el barrio decided to have a fun afternoon when they invited some barrio educated members over for a thanksgiving dinner. But there was one catch to it. If you plan on attending you the dinner you would have to be dressed up like the people that lived around the time of the pilgrims or folks from around them parts. Well as planned all the Anglos folks dressed up like the settlers and some like pilgrims and others like native Indians. But el compadre Frankie Soliz showed up dress in an old fashion Spanish style suit. As he approached, the party host asked him what he was dressed up as, he said he was dressed as a Spanish person attending college. Now here is where the confusion, how in the world could he have been in college back then, he asked? He answered their question:

(The Royal and Pontifical University of Mexico (in Spanish: Real y Pontificia Universidad de México) was founded on 21 September 1551 by Royal Decree signed by Charles I of Spain, in Valladolid, Spain.^[1] It is generally considered the first university officially^[2] founded in North America and second in the Americas).

After that he was welcomed.

A few years ago, la commadre was on her death bed when she started giving all her belongs to her family and friends. Yesterday something similar happens when el compadre chuy Henderson Martinez Gomez, starting sharing all his belongs with his loves ones due to the fact que he was dying from cancer and had a few days to live. But god does lots of miracles in his own ways and restored Mr. Compadre’s health. Here the same thing happen as it happened to la commadre she also recovered and like Mr. Compadre wanted all their stuff back. He plans on suing all his family and friends if they don’t bring back his stuff.

Ok raza have a great day and please don’t forget to vote, and god bless America.