Hejola report for 05/052015.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again my name is Bill Diaz con today’s
award winning headline news:
Charges filed for flipping the finger at constable.
Bird lovers charged with feeding their cats.
And finally, theory vs. reality conference held this past
weekend.
The real discuss was how real can reality be when you are so
broke and have no means of paying your bills vs. the fact that you had no money
in the first place, then why buy stuff. That was the main topic this weekend
conference on theory vs. reality. Many showed up thinking it was going to be
easy to tell folks their problems and see how one could find the means to correct
it. But many realized that their problems weren’t chit compared to other folk’s
problems. There will be a follow up conferences in two years.
The residents at the corner of third and wells felt there
was something going on when they noticed that in the last few days fewer birds
had been showing up to eat at their backyard bird feeders. Once the constable
got there and sat around for a few hours watching some of the birds, both the
owners and the constable noticed what the problem was. It seems that the
residents had place the bird feeders too close to the ground and never thought
that their 20 cats would be interested in eating them birds. Charges will be
filed against the residents for harming poor little birds.
Alex Colin was charged and later released because he flipped
the finger at constable cadena while eating breakfast at Juan’s taco stand. I
was eating my taco when this pendejo drove by real slow and yelled at me and
when I turned to see who it was, bang he just flipped me the finger says el
constable cadena. I then dropped the taco and chased this vato down. Once he
stopped the Mr. Colin, and arrested him , I notice that Colin Had his finger
broken and was casted flipping his mid finger, so l released Mr. Colin.
Ok there you have it for today
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