Hejola report
for 05202015.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx.hello
again raza I am David polar Bear Duran con today’s award winning barrio
headline news:
30 cats and
20 dogs arrested along with owners.
Going to
college is a big deal, so what’s the deal.
And finally some
darn good news.
After the
big deal was made aware to all barrio members, barrio dealers were on full
alert thinking que it could be a secret code by el constable Cadena wanting to
take over the hood’s dealing area and the services they provide to barrio
residents. One of the dealers told us it’s a big deal and we want to deal with
it within dealing reasons. Huh!
A group of
barrio educators, all having at least a GED decided to start a campaign in the
hood to promote higher education at a cheaper rate. The idea was the brain
child of Samudio Gomez, aka smart-ass told us que it was about time que barrio
member were made aware que going to college was a big deal here in the hood and
should be treated as a big deal regardless if you can afford it or not. So what’s
the big deal?
You know
drinking and driving can be very dangerous thing, but driving and hugging your
pets could be worse that drinking. That was the case this morning around 4 am
when el constable cadena was staking out a car driven by two persons at the
same time. It seemed que Matt and Marshal both friends were making room for the
50 or so pets they had in their car as they tried to move them to their new
apartment around the corner of third and wells. When el constable walked over
to see what was going on he noticed that both men were sitting on each other on
the driver’s side of the car. When he
asked them what’s going, one of the men responded by saying “nothing”. Both men
were arrested and all 50 pets were taken in also for questioning. Oh by the way
3 pigs and 5 birds and 17 gold fish were found in the trunk of the car were
also taking in for questioning,
Ok raza have
a great Tejano day and what’s the big deal?
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