hejola report for 05122015

Hejola report for 05122015,

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Kingsville, Texas. Hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Rain bring downs the corn.

Rain causes damages to damages streets.

And finally some darn good news.

Since we are talking about pot holes, a few barrio residents have filed a law suit again a barrio leader for calling some women of the night pot hoes. The barrio leader was not named on the law suit but was described as being Hispanic, short, and fat, and love them hoes. The constable cadena has told everyone that it is not him that the law suit is address to. He told us that he was Hispanic, fat, but much taller than the average Hispanic of 5’ 2”.

Since all this rain has really been a pain for barrio leaders and barrio city workers. One leader told us que they are having a hard time catching up with damage streets that pot holes are out of control. And this last rain fall didn’t help at all. Now the barrio city workers have to go back and start again in covering the first batch of pot holes they covered three days ago and work their way back to where they left off. Now we wonder if all 5 paved streets will get better?

Last night rain was a big disappointment for local barrio community garden when some drunken dude must have missed the curve and ran right into the barrio winning garden by knocking down all ten corn plants. After the leaders of the garden determined que it must have been the rain that cause that truck to miss the curve and drove into our garden. Charges are pending. Oh by the way thank god the sun flowers weren’t damaged.

Ok raza have a great day.