2016 tejano consumer report,06072016.
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Kingsville, Texas. 2016 tejano consumer report, tejano could
be bad for your health in more ways than none.
Kingsville, tx. Hi again, I am Gloria Guerra with an update
for tejano consumers and tejano products report. We don’t hear too much on this
topic but lately we have gotten some emails asking us to check on this issue.
Here is our top ten tejano consumer and products that you
should be aware of 2016:
10. don’t drink beer from beer cans left outside during the
evening. Case study shows that more and more tejano’s are drinking from cans
from the previous night find more and more roaches in them. One consumer couldn’t
wait till noon on Sunday, so he took a big drink from a beer can left outside
the night before and swallowed three giant roaches.
9. don’t buy used tejano clothing. Case study show that when
you are buying used tejano clothing the size indicated might not be the size
you bought. This allows tejano’s to wear larger clothing and changing size
smaller to make them look thinner. Or the previous person just stretched it out
two sizes larger.
8. don’t dance too long on those high heels. Case study has
shown que if you go to a tejano dance wearing high heels, they might have
gotten a bit shorter due to the fact que you wore them out while dance ten or
more songs in a role.
7. don’t buy those expensive drinks at bars. Case study have
shown que if you drink enough at home and stick your head out the window while
you drive at 85 mph there, scientific study have shown que you should have a
good buzz way before you get there, which will reduce you from spending so much
money at the bar que you wonder what happen to all your cash. Oh by the way the
new hair style will be free.
6. don’t pick up any one at a tejano bar. Case study have
shown que the majority of men and women that go to tejano dances are either
married and there by themselves, or are there looking for their x’s to see who
there are messing around with. Beware of los chingaso behind the head when not
looking. Could be bad for your health.
5. don’t get there to early, you might be charged with a
higher cover charge. Case studies have shown que if you get there about one
hour before the bar closes, you have a better time and less expensive and still
see the main attraction.
4. don’t take pictures at tejano bars. Case study showed que
tejona’s that go to bar when there are not suppose too find themselves in lot
of shit back home and having to explain the picture later to love ones.
3. don’t go too a tejano dance if you are not suppose too.
Case studies have shown que if you go to a tejano dance it’s very possible that
you might go home smelling like the bar and its harder to explain from where
that smell came and not a birthday party at the office.
2. don’t dance with other persons if they didn’t go with
you. Case studies have shown que if you ask a person too dance sitting there by
themselves surely have a date there but went to the bathroom or buy then a
drink . It dangerous too your health.
1. and finally if you are a member of the band take your
wife with you. Case studies have shown que more and more band members are
getting divorces or left due to all the groupies that follow them from dance to
dance and didn’t take their love one with them .
Ok raza got to go , have a great tejano day if there any left
to party with ..
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