hejola report for 06172016

Hejola report for 06172016.

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Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am Maria la Bandia, Billy is on vacation, again. But for now here is our award winning barrio headline news:

Barrio man shots father after drinking barrio home brew.

Vato dies at St. Paul’s Medical center hall way.

And finally La senior Ben torres arrested for doing snow at his home.

 

Yesterday morning el senior Pablo Bernal was pronounced dead in the middle of St. Paul’s Medical center hallway, where he usually slept during the weekends. The spoke person for the medical center, said during a press hearing that Bernal was a regular at the center, especially during the weekends. Medical center Staff never really bother to check on him since he made it a tradition of lying on the floor for several hours and then he would leave. But for some reason he laid on the hall for about three days until staff determined que he was dead. Charges are pending.

 

During the same time, el constable was called to the corner of wells and Third Street where the body of the late compadre Ramon Garcia was found in the middle of the street. Witness say que his son Ramon Garcia known as tres was arrested on charges of killing his father after those witnesses saw him drink several gallons of their own Home Made barrio brew. The late Garcia was the owner of the only barrio beer company named Barrio Home Brew Beer. El constable claims que esta tres was temporary insane. Charges will be filed.

Ben cortez was arrested by mistake when the barrio task forces 666 raid his home when the owners of La Queen snow cone shop called the up to let them know que Ben was doing some snow in his home. When the task forces raided his home all the found was a cup off what seem like a snow cone. It seems that Ben did not pay for the snow cone and the owner of the La Queen reported Ben and told them que he was doing snow at his home. Charges were dropped and new charges will be filed against the La Queen for false information of a person and additional charges will be filed for selling snow cones without a permit. Pesse hejola.

Ok raza an to those gringito don’t get mad we understand that is the way you were raised. But at the end you will be nothing more than a vato from the hood who made one day to slam folk. Cool.