Hejola report for 06202016

Hejola report for 06202016.

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Kingsville, Texas. Hello again I am Veronica la lesbian, con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Tejano strap it on con normal country raza.

Ten more reasons to love tejano.

And finally a few shots taken at our office.

Just a few minutes ago, el compadre Mario Lomas took a few shots of left over alcohol from last night party in the hood. We mention to him que it was kind of early for him to be doing that. But he mentions que he was used to it. And it did really matter anyhow; he finished what was left over, after that he fell over and was pronounce die.

After a survey, another one, was conducted asking barrio raza in our hood ten more new reasons how and why to love tejano music. And here are the results;

1. Need more slow songs, in order to hug la commadre more often?

2. La commadre needs to wear her daisy dukes shorts she wore when she weighted 152 lbs (now weights 258lbs).

3. Conjunto need to wear more dress suits, when they perform, just in case they go to court after the gig.

4. La commadre has to buy shorter high heels due to the fact que el compadre is getting shorter.

5. Conjunto need to stop looking like the old wild west.

6. No more cover charges at dances, instead of charging money, take recycle cans, copper and metal items. It’s a better deal.

7. Stop paying beer for conjuntos members wanting free beer as they perform. They might not sound the same way three hours later.

8. Get out off jail card free for conjunto members when they leave a dance. DWI, pi , and wtf.

9. Open the doors earlier at dances and people might leave sooner than later.

10. Have your favor conjunto come over and spend the night with your family. Stay up all night and talk about the good ole days.

Well raza, as you can see it was a great turn out and thanks to all the folks in our hood for their time in doing this survey.

It was just about midnight, with a full moon; one could feel it in the air when all hell broke loose. It seems que you can’t have a party before someone says something that someone didn’t want to hear. Somewhere between country music and tejano sounds discussion, el compadre came from behind and wanted to teach is friend, a country raza, some lesson in tejano music. In doing so he grab his accordion and hit his friend over his head with it.

 Now el vato, normal country raza, stood up after he hit his head on the ground and grab his violin and smacked his compadre over his faces, breaking into a thousand pieces. Both men realized how foolish they looked after wrestling for several hours in the back yard, tossing and yelling and some screaming from the children, wives, other friends watching this ultimate culture match. When the dust settled both men hugged each other and were wondering how in the world we got to this.

Ok have a great tejano day.