hejola report for 05152019

Barrio hejola report for 05152019.

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Kingsville, Texas, hello again I am General Fidel Vermicelli con today’s award winning barrio headline news;

Barrio leader has barrio melt down:

On his usually morning walk barrio leader didn’t realize que he had forgot to put his pants on about 2 miles into his walk. So barrio members called 918 a reported a clown walking around half naked. Once the constable saw who it was, he told the caller you were right it’s a clown alright. El constable picked up the barrio clown oop I mean barrio leader a took him home. But el constable did report him to a 988 number to report unusually activities by an elder member of the hood.

Two barrio gang members were shoot;

Shooting at folks isn’t a funny matter but in this case two vato’s member of “la Veinte gang” told us que those bato’s from the gang across the street “tu abuela”  were the ones that shot at them with paint ball guns and ruined their paint job on their low rider car, but a member of “tu abuela” told us que it couldn’t have been them due to the fact “tu abuela” members don’t own any paint guns but did say que it could have been the gang member from across the other side of the street “hijos de hejosue”. El constable tried to contact that gang but no one answer on the phone.

And finally barrio funeral home has a sell:

Yesterday La movida Funeral home announced que it was forced to have a sell on collection of false teeth it had collected throughout the years from dead people. The owner told us que they had no choice but to sell them due to the fact que many of the die relatives had died or move away or who’s that or talking me. But he also thought that the reason no one answered was because they might have thought that they were bill collectors still trying to collect for the services they provide in the last 20 years that some folk forgot to pay. Public notice; the funeral home has stopped the practice of digging up dead relatives and dropping their dead corpse on your front lawn due to lack of no payment or late payments not made.

Ok raza just pay your bills man.